lanaborelli @lanaborelli
New Jersey | Sacred Heart Joined August 2013-
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ADDERALL AFFIRMATIONS: - I AM A FUCKING WEAPON - I AM FUCKING INVINCIBLE - I AM NOT HUMAN - I AM A PERFECTLY DESIGNED TOOL - EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS SCREAMING AND FIGHTING - I AM NOT A HUMAN - I WILL TEAR MYSELF OPEN AND BECOME SOMETHING GREATER THAN ALL THIS
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doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually
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Me telling my kids about the 2026 week 1 giants
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With their wins over Sweden and Senegal, the French national team has as many wins at MetLife Stadium in the World Cup as the New York Jets did in the 2025 NFL season
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Worst day for the Axis Powers since 1945
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‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man
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I’ve been a Knicks fan for 14 long days, so tonight was very special for me personally
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Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg
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don’t you dare forget your roots you little red fuck
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i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief daily
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"Dad, the Giants just brought back some guy named Odell. Was he any good?"
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Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband
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“i hate this job” *gets paid*
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Might fuck around and get too optimistic about the Giants
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In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.
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i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household
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I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)
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When you've worked your entire life to make it to the NFL Draft and a New Jersey area code number pops up on your phone
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My five year plan is to see how it goes
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