𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐎𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚 @lando_oberana
“I'm a cactus🌵but I will only offer you flowers🌷.” ~ Huseyn Raza youtube.com/channel/UCV90S… Edinburgh, United Kingdom Joined May 2018-
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That she has a good relationship with her father that dates back to early childhood?🤣
That she has a good relationship with her father that dates back to early childhood?🤣
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Leaving a relationship without a child is a big win, I need women to be stingy with their wombs. Don’t carry a child for A confused or a toxic man.
think twice before doing tht bc I DO expect you to provide like my father.
think twice before doing tht bc I DO expect you to provide like my father.
Embarrassment is the cost of entry. If you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.
Bruh being healthy actually takes up a lot of time and energy. like i don’t even have time to be depressed because i gotta meal prep and work out and shower and fold my clothes and moisturize my face and deep condition my hair and call my loved ones and read my books.
There is a black man here and talking about how we are not ready for the conversation of how black women hate black men, he married a Korean woman and she still cheated on him and left him for someone else, but somehow he is still upset with the black women😭😭
have yall ever considered that every child might want their own individual father?
Women are choosing to stay single and childfree not bec they hate men or western influence, but they are registering the exhaustion of women around them - colleagues, friends, relatives - and choosing not to raise a husband alongside a baby and do disproportionate labour
I actually could talk to my girl for 24hrs straight if I could Like, I know I love her with everything in me, but I also just really like her as a human being She’s great people, for real! I really, really thoroughly ENJOY her company.
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“Nyi Luo okia rito chuo.” Sueh Owino matedo nyaka abang’ chieth ne chuora cha to nyarkanye, jodalawa?🤭
@lando_oberana amesema luo version of "Finya Bado inapumua" en "puod dhoge mar odeyo no"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Awuoro!!!!
You can look the same and have improved in overall health,endurance or strength. Physical appearance isn’t the only fitness metric.
You can look the same and have improved in overall health,endurance or strength. Physical appearance isn’t the only fitness metric.
Kenyan men have been ranked the most handsome men in Africa nikech chuo Homabay othulo gi. Wachni rami ka in kon mane, nyathi Nyasaye?🤭
Likes should not influence how you view your beauty
Likes should not influence how you view your beauty
I think I’ve lost interest in love/relationship, I can’t seem to connect to anybody, men don’t excite me, sometimes it feels like I want it and I miss it, but more than half the time I’m just numb, no attraction to anybody, I can literally feel the hardness of my heart
Puod dhoge mar odeyono 🤣🤣🤣
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That she has a good relationship with her father that dates back to early childhood?🤣
What does it mean when your girlfriend is in her 20s and is too familiar with rhumba and soukous music?
@lando_oberana Me I even hate the greenness, they think we are in a desert.
Drugs, partying, drinking, flirting with everyone, not taking care of screaming kids, eating whatever I want whenever, not answering to anybody, being insane, living, having fun, posting cheeks, adopting fun little hobbies, ignoring any man I talk to, getting the ick
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
Leaving a relationship without a child is a big win, I need women to be stingy with their wombs. Don’t carry a child for A confused or a toxic man.
think twice before doing tht bc I DO expect you to provide like my father.
Embarrassment is the cost of entry. If you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.
Bruh being healthy actually takes up a lot of time and energy. like i don’t even have time to be depressed because i gotta meal prep and work out and shower and fold my clothes and moisturize my face and deep condition my hair and call my loved ones and read my books.
@lando_oberana Jaluoro emadak achana...kata Margaret Ogolla(RIP) nodndiko ee River and the source
@lando_oberana Apani osee ngee gima dhiye mbele waa kodi 🤣🤣🤣
Women are choosing to stay single and childfree not bec they hate men or western influence, but they are registering the exhaustion of women around them - colleagues, friends, relatives - and choosing not to raise a husband alongside a baby and do disproportionate labour
Only if the same gravitas was directed to construction of other social amenities, the common mwananchi’s plight would be better. The amount of money collected in these harambees are usually so huge to cater for very many other social amenities like hospitals, schools, etc.
Come one, come all. Let's build house of Lord.
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