Jennifer Haw @lapofthedogs

Wife to @jonnylhaw and owner of Albert the greyhound ( lapofthedogs) 🌈 and Moony (met by moonlight) lover of @Slipknot member of @Lincoln_WI Lincoln Joined April 2014

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Jennifer Haw @lapofthedogs

2 years ago

Happy Pancake Day ⁦@Yfielding⁩ !

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Jennifer Haw @lapofthedogs

2 years ago

Walking in Peak District has worn Moony out. Everyone will have to go around on the train, he’s not moving! #houndsoftwitter #zorsted

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Jimmy McIntosh @jimmy__mcintosh

2 years ago

A re-up for those feeling sorry for themselves on Saturday morning. My trip to Wimbledon for the Oliver Reed pub crawl. the-fence.com/oliver-reeds-b…

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Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet

2 years ago

Everything is awful, so here's some marmots fighting in the street to the theme from Strictly Come Dancing.🔊🆙️

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Jennifer Haw @lapofthedogs

2 years ago

#bedfail #houndsoftwitter

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In Otter News.... @In_Otter_News2

2 years ago

Steve's feelings are talking to him again.... (bit.ly/The-Meeting-Is… - Get yourself a print to help me buy Steve beer!)

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Jennifer Haw @lapofthedogs

2 years ago

We have committed the ultimate sin! Sulking has commenced. #houndsoftwitter #bedfail #bathtime

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Beauty Of Nature 🌳 @ShouldHaveAnima

2 years ago

Everything's terrible, so here's a cockatiel hiding in a newspaper playing peekaboo

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Anneka Rice @AnnekaRice

3 years ago

Blimey, it really is happening … ⁦@channel5_tv⁩ ⁦@twofourtweets⁩

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Let’s get cracking 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💚 🇺🇦🚲🚶‍♀️🌿 @eilidhmurray3

3 years ago

Please sign this Petition: Lifetime driving ban if you are convicted of causing death by dangerous driving. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6235…

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I've always felt quite safe walking the dogs on my own at night; they're big enough that most people would think twice about upsetting them, until I realised that one looks like a little old man in a dressing gown and the other is wearing a bobble hat. Not threatening at all.

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Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore

3 years ago

This is Horace de Vere Cole (1881-1936). He’s gone down in history as practical joker. Among his many pranks, he paid for bald men to attend fancy theatre events, & painted their heads with letters that spelt out FUCK or BOLLOCKS, words visible only to those in the circle & boxes

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Vagina Museum @vagina_museum

3 years ago

When life gives you lemons, make contraception. Before the invention of modern, reliable contraceptive methods, people made do with what they could get hold of. One option used in the 18th century was... (don't say it don't say it) a lemon entry, my dear Watson.

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Jennifer Haw @lapofthedogs

3 years ago

Moony would like to join #flapsoutfriday! 🌙

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Derek, Blossom, Fred 🌈 & Posy 🌈, Snoot Squad @fredandposysno1

3 years ago

1 Billion Percent HeroDog

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The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana

3 years ago

Snoop Dogg is making affirmation music and nursery rhymes for kids now. how can you not love him 🥺

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Tim Johns @timoncheese

3 years ago

Stunning and devastating opening from Newsnight tonight. Harsh, yes. Media students (and current broadcast journalists!) take note: your edit is nothing without the right choice of music. And oh boy this is quite the choice.