malka martz @larrydaviddead

Happy couples on the internet who I have never met and will never meet living their lives trying to find some semblance of joy in this bleek world? Disgusting.

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3 years ago

Why don't we have alcoholic soup?

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3 years ago

No 'cause this was the fastest but slowest craziest but weirdest funnest but most boring hardest yet easiest confusing but not confusing amazing shitty year of my life

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3 years ago

Everyone hates nepo-babies and yet yall are celebrating Jesus? What did he do he's literally only omnipotent cause of his dad...double standard

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3 years ago

If Jews run the world why is everything closed this weekend

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3 years ago

Thinking about cauliflower today...

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maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt

3 years ago

You know what I stayed silent on Maisel I was annoyed about RBG biopic but this is an actual fucking outrage.

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Jude Gross @judegross_

3 years ago

@zach_marker you know what fuck it

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malka martz @larrydaviddead

3 years ago

Re downloaded co-star just to feel something

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3 years ago

Why can't cats just use a god damn toilet ! This isn't a four seasons guys

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3 years ago

I'd like something exciting please! Thank you universe.

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3 years ago

I think the british accent and southern accent spectrum is actually a circle

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malka martz @larrydaviddead

3 years ago

just realized that I'm writing at work so im getting paid to write which means I'm a paid writer now <3

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malka martz @larrydaviddead

3 years ago

I have about 5 "it is what it is" left in me

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3 years ago

Half of having anxiety is being embarrassed of having anxiety and being anxious about having anxiety about being embarrassed about being anxious about being embarrassed.