Goose Majeure @lasergooser

Bird-Safe Glass Maximalist. Bitcoin Mostimalist. Hronk! Hronk. I flock with 'tiels. Find me in the water 🌊 Mississippi Flyway Joined May 2021

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

6 days ago

To the mediocre, it will always look like luck. This is how they can absolve themselves of accountability for not seeing the obvious, likely because they don't want to see it.

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Me sober: I think that I'm pretty good at what I do, I guess, maybe, I mean it seems that way, probably. Me drunk: I'M THE BEST AT WHAT I DO. Conclusion: Successful people's regular experience is similar to my experience when intoxicated. Now I understand.

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

6 days ago

The lesson today is about waiting for people who are more important than you.

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

6 days ago

You ever meet somebody who is white but uses the melanated emojis? I did, and it's messing with me.

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

6 days ago

I made my life savings in Bitcoin.

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

6 days ago

Bitcoin is the needle in the haystack. And you found it. Congrats!

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

7 days ago

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

7 days ago

You shall see hail fall from a clear sky You shall see darkness God is God

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

7 days ago

Johnny Bravo hairdo on the S9

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

a week ago

Storozhevoy (@GekkoScienceLLC Bitaxe Gamma 601, IceTower, VRex) joins the garage fleet. 700/1150

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a week ago

When all the little ants are marching Red, white, and blue antennae waving They all do it the same They all do it the same way

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

a week ago

Today I received a text message solicitation from an organization called Church & State. That's it, that's the tweet.

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

2 weeks ago

I think that there will come a time when having a home filled with non-internet-connected appliances will be a sign of wealth.

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

2 weeks ago

Anybody else have the wiring where two switches control one light but you can't use both of them because if you did, then the light would be off but both switches would be in the 'on' position? Who lives like this?

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Goose Majeure @lasergooser

2 weeks ago

True masculinity isn't owning trucks. Nor is it having a business or wealth or access to beautiful women. No. True masculinity is having drive and purpose. And having a nice, big dick. Cope.