Laura Plenzik @lauraplenzik
Fashion Designer, Coolhunter, Etsy Enthusiast, Seamstress at heart. Crazy cat lady. fashionmeme.etsy.com Joined March 2009-
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Everyone is worried about Kate Middleton, but where is Melania?
The only difference I can find for using the word expat or immigrant is that an expat can/will return to their home country, while an immigrant likely can't or won't go back.
Those religious commercials and the Kennedy ad? We're truly in the era of culture wars #SuperBowl
Mi 'imperio romano' es que nunca supe quién puso un comentario feo de mi en lamerma.com cuándo estaba en bachillerato.
Smoking is relaxing because it's a breathing exercise. #badjokes
Not only did we completely give up on COVID precautions, now we're shaming people for not recovering fast enough from it, even forcing them to work. We learnt nothing.
So '50 shades of grey' is not about German winter?!?
Going to the pharmacy in the US is the equivalent of going to the bank in Latin America. Why does it take so long?!?!
I love how the news of senator Feinstein's death is overshadowing whatever stupid stuff happened at the Republican debate.
Familiarity is so nice. So easy to take for granted.
Petition to all restaurants to specify it on the menu whether their sandwiches are hot or cold. I can make a cold dry sandwich at home ok?
I went to a party. People stayed really late, there was flan and papel picado. I got hugs and cheek kisses from strangers. It's been 10 years, my Hispanic self has been restored.
Calling us snowflakes but they're scared of a drag queen #bitchplease
I just found out that Joy Division and New Order are the same musicians. Now I know how those who thought Johnny Cash wrote 'Hurt' feel.
I wore my Andy Warhol Campbell's soup shirt today and two people complemented it because they love soup.
Me on my deathbed whispering to my friend: "I want you to know that I had already seen every meme you ever sent me"
Thank you random neighbor for those ant covered brownies you left on my porch
Found cute boots at the thrift store for $2.99 so naturally I had to spend $14 to get them fixed, $26 on new boot cut jeans and $7 on a matching bag. Not counting all the items I found in between these stores. Goodwill is dangerous!
Me: eats mango over the sink. *Hispanicness restored*
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@alexbaretv La zumba texana no existe. La zumba texana:
@CNN But drag shows right??? Organized religion will always be a threat to children!
@GiselaMatamoros ¿Y cómo crees que se logró que pudieras ejercer tu derecho a contraer matrimonio Gisela? Por décadas activistas en este país tomaron las calles para que hoy puedas decirle esposa a tu pareja. Condúcete con respeto a quién lucho por los derechos de las personas como tu.
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Ban assault weapons now. Once and for all. I led the fight to do that in 1994. Let’s finish the job and ban these assault weapons again.
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Yo solo espero el video de Sonia en el estadio nuevo sexo y pixina
Estoy por dar un paso importante en mi vida, tengo mis dudas como todo. Hoy en la mañana lo primero que leo es esta frase de Anais Nin: "La vida se encoge o se expande en proporción al coraje de uno". And it really hit me.
If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.
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