lauren @laurlangee
And though she be but little, she is fierce. -Shakespeare Joisey Joined November 2009-
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do gen z know we used to upload 90 photos to a facebook album after every single night out? they’d be so mortified for us.
New Girl is like, not even just underrated or slept on, like it’s straight up ACTUALLY one of the funniest shows ever and it doesn’t get even close to the respect it deserves
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too.
Ladies, please, NEVER let a man who looks like this criticize you in any way #90DayFiance
*this morning’s teleconference* our boss: “are you all ready to see each other’s faces again? or do you prefer isolation?” everyone simultaneously: “ISOLATION”
I feel personally targeted by this tweet
I feel personally targeted by this tweet
🗣somebody come get herrrrr she dancin like a stripperrrr
might go for a walk today or might just watch 17 hours of TV, only time will tell
is #socialdistancing actually enhancing anyone else’s social life too? ... asking for a friend
some good news from the coronavirus quarantine: a lot more people can successfully do 10 pushups than i expected
Humanity.❤️ This little guy spends time going to nursing homes bringing a little joy to the elderly by giving hugs and making new friendships. This is the Twitter content I’m here for...💪😍😇❤️😉
This is me shitfaced talking to my dog
Welcome to World #PalindromeDay: 02 02 2020 This is the first time in over 900 years (since 11/11/1111) the date is palindromic no matter the date format. It’s also the 33rd day of the year with 333 days left!
i found out i got a B in gym class the same night as the 8th grade dance. it almost completely ruined my night until the dj played umbrella. i instantly forgot about it all and rushed to the dance floor. the night was mine. but most importantly...rihanna saved my life
You don’t know what.. @ydkwhatydk
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Logan @loganthehutt
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Stonehill CDC @HireStonehill
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Jessica McAlister Bro.. @jessmac_brown
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Hedro @itshedro
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Sarah Alesandra @sarahthatpoet
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Alaina Dahlquist @AlainaDahlquist
154 Followers 183 Following Government Relations Associate. Stonehill College '15.
Adib @adib_raditya
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Ryan @Ryguy614
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Mr. Stonehill @Mr_Stonehill
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Colleen Margaret @colleenm430
261 Followers 530 Following Have convictions. Be friendly. Stick to your beliefs as they stick to theirs. Work as hard as they do. Stonehill '16, Providence College '18 Niskayuna, NY
Kristy Maguy @kristy_maguy
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Lawtown Dogs @MontanezYelin
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Overheard@Stonehill @overheardatsc2
405 Followers 1K Following Message us or email [email protected]. This page is not affiliated with the school
Erica Brown @ImAnAmERICAnnn
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Surround Sound @SurroundSoundSC
237 Followers 488 Following We are Stonehill College's only co-ed acappella group. Follow us to hear more about our concerts and events!
2015 Legacy Campaign @2015Legacy
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MAV at Stonehill @StonehillMAV
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Jon Paiano @JonPaiano
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Jonathan Fink @finkj14
62 Followers 340 Following New York Based Actor. Graduate of the American Academy of Dramatic Arts and St. John’s University. Big things are coming; stay tuned!!
Josh Newman @ColossalEgo
132 Followers 1K Following Random thoughts from a dumb white guy, sometimes i say funny things, follow me if you want to see a spiraling pit of regret, but in text form
My Bed @thebedismine
37 Followers 430 Following I just want to sleep my problems away. Sleep is NOT for the weak
Craig O'Donnell @codonnell1727
25 Followers 33 Following “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” ~ Dr. Seuss
Mickala Gillispie @djbabe_420
83 Followers 379 Following A person with weed, is a friend indeed | you should follow me, you look lost(; | IG; djbabe420 | Snapchat; djbabe312
Mackenzie @Mack_Shea21
148 Followers 283 Following
WhatsInABabyName // T.. @BabyNameDoula
967 Followers 1K Following Baby Name Consultant, Doula, Reiki Practitioner 💛 I help parents discover the perfect names for their babies
Mary Lange @bmalmzs
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Gatto Pups @gatto_pups
12K Followers 33 Following A 501c3 non profit rescue & sanctuary on Long Island for senior & disabled dogs Founded by @joe_gatto & Bessy Gatto #AdoptDontShop 🐾
Devon Bohart @dmbohart
115 Followers 477 Following Higher Ed Administrator • Crossword novice • Professional snacker • she/her(s) • #blm
Awkward Girl @AwkGrlPrblms
52K Followers 467 Following I'm like Cady Heron meets Taylor Swift, but without the musical talent or ex-boyfriends. [email protected]
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
Regan Spencer @RSpencerNews
312 Followers 294 Following Breaking News Producer @TND | Former @WAAYTV EP | Emmy-Winning Journalist | 2015 @NCAA National Champion | @NewhouseSU and @CuseFH Alumna
Dr. David Samadi @drdavidsamadi
366K Followers 4K Following Tweets represent my own views. Follow my Instagram @DrDavidSamadi. #RoboticSurgery. Expert in #prostate https://t.co/VhFciq2Qu9, https://t.co/v8AimCsRfx
Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson
518K Followers 215 Following Author of Tell Your Children and Pandemia. Suing Joe Biden and Albert Bourla. For more information, sign up for my Substack at https://t.co/ZWNQLVYt6l
Logan @loganthehutt
351 Followers 299 Following please do not accuse me of knowing what I’m talking about
tori waits @vawaits
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Wendy’s @Wendys
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Cody Etheredge @codemanna
113 Followers 165 Following Sure, I’ll have another, it’s my cheat year after all
Sara LoPiccolo @high_lo_piccolo
292 Followers 276 Following working in corporate america but ironically
Paulie Calafiore @PaulCalafiore_
96K Followers 383 Following La Belva |Bisexual Badass 🦂🐉 #MBM |@tst7v7 |PR: [email protected]
Tiffany Heinen @tiffanyheinen
70K Followers 2K Following from party down south to mommy down south. Inquiries: [email protected]
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Sam McMunn @scmcmunn
695 Followers 366 Following Jesus Christ is the Lord of my life. BMFA Apparatus Sales. UA Grad. I really enjoy killing and eating things that fly. Educated Redneck.
Dan Pulzello @DanPulzello
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Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO
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Seth Hughes @THESethHughes
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Jessica McAlister Bro.. @jessmac_brown
752 Followers 611 Following Lover of Jesus, butterflies, cupcakes, history, sarcasm, and all things happy 🦋
Connor Brown @cbrown_7
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Hans Weggeman @hwegge2
33 Followers 123 Following I am an engineer. I enjoy technology, development, IOT Building, and beer brewing.
Will Brown @WilllBrownn
307 Followers 368 Following
Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09
833K Followers 155 Following I peaked in high school. • Business Inquiries: Matt Kirschner- [email protected]
Jade Roper Tolbert @jadelizroper
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Sarah Alesandra @sarahthatpoet
617 Followers 1K Following Writer & Editor. Author of the poetry books Shapeshifter and Lover Sar, and of 6 poetry chapbooks. Falling for a Mortal is out now! Also @fluent_saracasm
David Engle 🇮🇱 @engledavid
1K Followers 3K Following 🇮🇱. Built Upright Labs. Bootstrapped to $5m+ in ARR. Ultra Marathoner. Rock Climber. Supply Chain Geek. UMD alum
John O'Callaghan @johnmaine
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LEO @Leo_Tweets
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
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Ryan Battelli @BattelliTubby
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Morgan Simko, MPH @MorganSimko
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154 Followers 183 Following Government Relations Associate. Stonehill College '15.
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Spencer is a either a serial killer or he just did 8 lines of coke #TheBachelorette
Like this if you’re gonna ask us for a free burrito tomorrow
Am I crazy or does it feel like Micah's best friend Shelby is in love with her? She seems jealous of Paul, and Micah literally says that she has "terminated" several of her past relationships. I'm probably just reading into it, but I wonder if anyone else sees it #LoveIsBlind
hear me out, an entire cast of people in their 30s #LoveisBlind4 #LoveisBlind
@KTSylar My friend asked me if I was watching greys anatomy because she saw him and thought he was Jesse Williams
At this moment I would have ran out of the pod and called the police on this man #LoveIsBlind4 #LoveIsBlind
Gabi sitting through that ride sick to her stomach thinking that she’s about to get broken up with and she really stepped out of the van and immediately thought to have them park in a better/less muddy spot for her friend Kaity to get out of her own van I just— #TheBachelor
Trying to decide which is worse: a) car horns/traffic sounds in music while you’re driving b) doorbells/door knocks in commercials when you have loud dogs
My husband and I did an “annual planning” for the very first time, and it was a game changer for both of us. We’re more aligned on our goals than ever + ready to attack the new year. Here’s what to do: prepare a nice meal, grab a glass of wine + answer these questions:
And that kids is how you become the villain of your own story (sorry eliza) #bachelorinparadise #bachelorinparadiseabc
Eliza actually wanted to go on the date and gaslit her way into going and being the victim somehow #bachelorinparadise
New villain unlocked #BachelorInParadise
Can we normalize no mind games.. Kate and Eliza need to GTFO #BachelorInParadise
this man still calling Eliza a beautiful human being even though she threw a temper tantrum less than 24 hours ago #bachelorinparadiseabc #bachelorinparadise
Rodney is being so understanding with Eliza and she's not listening at all #BachelorInParadise
Eliza is really mad that Rodney said “I care about you and don’t want you to go but if exploring is what you need to do then go”…. Instead of being…. Controlling and possessive? Bruh. #bachelorinparadise
Hi 911? Yes Eliza is using Rodney’s angelic personality against him #BachelorInParadise
Kate and Eliza: “yeah I’ll go on a date with you” Rodney and Logan: “okay that’s fine go ahead” Kate and Eliza: “WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME TO NOT GO WTF” #BachelorInParadise
This is toxic bullshit. How dare you turn things around on Rodney, Eliza. #BachelorInParadise
Eliza is so annoying… she’s being rude to Rodney and she can have Justin at this point. What’s up with all these women demanding men to beg for them? They’re trying to be respectful and let you do your thing. #BachelorInParadise
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