Lawrence Powers @lawrencepowers
Coffee drinker. Outdoor fan. Dog Person. Thirty-Something. Senior Pastor (CBF). MDiv/DMin. Views are my own. North Carolina, USA Joined April 2009-
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When the NYT gaming app becomes a part of your daily life, does that make you old? Asking for a friend.
It was one of those Sundays where I crawled into the house many hours after walking in to begin the day... …but it was also one where I got to hear an ordinand share her hopes for the future of the church during her ordination council today. Hope wins the day.
I'm not sure if I'm alone on this, but this season of @StarTrek Discovery is one of the best. I'm not ready to see it go. The most recent episode was GREAT!
Those boys are going to be sore tomorrow... Enjoy the win, Wolfpack fans. You've now won one in my lifetime... and it was well deserved! Now and always, Go Heels! 🏀
Me and a relative discussing the two creations stories in Genesis and the truth that they don’t have to be fact to have meaning: Them: “You obviously wasted 12 yrs of theological ed. if that’s what kind of stuff you were taught. God wrote the Bible and that’s not possible.”
TIP: As you walk down a trail, use a stick to make first contact with spiderwebs. You can also use your face. Do what feels right.
Carpool conversation this morning: 10 yr old: “Dad, my leg hurts a little.” Me: “What did you do?” 10 yr old: “I probably did the Macarena too hard this morning while you were getting ready.”
That moment when you’re a pastor and you realize you’ll never sit on that couch and talk to that member again. Funerals are tough, but I give thanks for good stories and great memories.
It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.
“That’s because you’re a millennial.” A Gen. Z individual to me just now. Is this what “ok, boomer” feels like!?!?
Millennial me: “it’s midnight. Time for bed.” Ryan Seacrest: “Up next, Green Day.” Millennial me: “ok. Fine. I’m up.” Happy New Year!
2023 didn’t define your belovedness. Neither will 2024. You are beloved, no matter what the New Year brings.
One of the first lessons of the resurrection is to listen to the women. Seems like one the Church should be picking up on as we heard into the year of our Lord, 2024…
Just had to create an ASH WEDNESDAY graphic for the January newsletter... Jesus is barely born, liturgical calendar! (Pastors: FYI, Ash Wednesday is VALENTINE'S DAY this year).
I don’t know who needs to hear this important PSA: Today is Tuesday.
My annual watching of the story of the CBF/SBC split when @CBFgrump and his friends tried to warn the SBC, but they didn’t listen.
December 22: too late to order on Amazon in time for Christmas… December 22: too late to add more to the Fourth Advent/Christmas Eve services, pastors… Colleagues, take a break and breathe!
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He put his head on the table and stared at me without blinking for a good six minutes until I finally turned off Netflix and said “Ok, you want to go out?” #DailyChester
O Lord, support us all the day long of this troublous life, until the shadows lengthen and the evening comes, the busy world is hushed, the fever of life is over and our work is done; then Lord, in thy mercy, grant us safe lodging, a holy rest, and peace at the last. Amen.
@lawrencepowers One in your lifetime, Lawrence! I was there in both 1974 AND 1983! ❤️🏀
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Let’s make sure that history never forgets the name… Enterprise.
Babies typically stay in the service at our church. But we have a nice nursery for those who want it. Most families just bring their little ones back if they’re cranky, throughout the service. Which is why I love being back there. This is the holy ground where I get to meet with…
TIP: As you walk down a trail, use a stick to make first contact with spiderwebs. You can also use your face. Do what feels right.
Two different church members experiencing dementia said my name this week. I sometimes wonder how long that will last but it filled my heart with love. Another is now non-verbal and she held her arms out and said, "LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE" and I hugged her.
Bro, you want this pamphlet? "Brochure."
Height of millennial culture right here. We’ve made it.
Hell yeah it's awesome to be the generation that gets pandered to now
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Ludacris pops out to perform “YEAH” during Usher’s #SuperBowl performance
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