Jennifer King @lazyjayn

Basic plant eating blogger-type off to see the world, play golf, and do a whole lot of writing--romance-style. lazyjayn.com Guatemala Joined October 2010

Tweets

2K
Followers

261
Following

260
Likes

108K

Jennifer King @lazyjayn

3 years ago

Hey @tacobell how hard is it, exactly, to make a veggie Mexican pizza? I ask because I ordered three, and like an idiot, when the screen was correct and the online request was clear, assumed everyone would know not to put meat on it. So why DID THEY ALL HAVE FUCKING MEAT? Hmmm?

0 0 0 0 0

Jennifer King @lazyjayn

5 years ago

If I tell you “I can’t hear you with your mask down” the correct response is not “I’m six feet away”. It’s to pull your damned mask up like a reasonable fucking adult and try again. I don’t get paid enough for you to spit on me when you talk, lady.

0 0 2 0 0

Jennifer King @lazyjayn

5 years ago

Yay! I have an appointment for drive-thru vaccination!!!!!!!! J&J but I’ll take anything with actual science behind it.

0 1 3 0 0

Jennifer King @lazyjayn

5 years ago

It has been almost a year. Put your mask on before you go where other people are. Keep it on the whole time. Actual literal TODDLERS can do this. If you can not, keep your ass at home!

0 1 1 0 0

Jennifer King @lazyjayn

5 years ago

DEAR ASSHOLES, THE BUS DRIVER IS A PERSON, NOT A ROBOT. PUT YOUR FUCKING MASK ON!

0 0 2 0 0

Jennifer King @lazyjayn

5 years ago

Dude, I just wanted to go to the bathroom and also replace the tape across the nose of my mask. Is that really so much to ask? 😭😭😭

0 0 0 0 0

Jennifer King @lazyjayn

5 years ago

So.... bread and circuses only works if they give you both. And while there have been plenty of circuses, they’ve been short on the bread.

0 0 1 0 0

Jennifer King @lazyjayn

5 years ago

For everyone who clearly does not know this, THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS START ON CHRISTMAS DAY. So stop with all your “on today, the x-day of Xmas” garbage. You’re like a week early.

0 1 4 0 0

Jennifer King @lazyjayn

5 years ago

So the dog has torn a ligament in his knee. It would be his acl if he walked upright but he’s a dog so it’s a ccl or something. I didn’t need that savings account, right?

1 0 0 0 0

Jennifer King @lazyjayn

5 years ago

Just realized that not only do I have everything needed to make latkes, it is also Hanukkah. So clearly I must make latkes. Happy Hanukkah, everyone.

0 0 1 0 0

Tim Minchin @timminchin

5 years ago

As is the case every year, every dollar that White Wine in the Sun makes between Nov 1 and Jan 31 will go to @AutismSpectAust (Aspect)! Go buy it! Even if you already own it! x youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q