Liam Cubbin @lcubbin

@realDonaldTrump you sure are.

@realDonaldTrump HAPPY HOLIDAYS. HOPE SANTA BRINGS YOU A BAG OF SHIT AND MAKES YOU EAT IT. THANKS FOR MAKING REALITY MORE OF A NIGHTMARE THAN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. MAKE AMERICA ANYTHING ELSE.

@realDonaldTrump @theresa_may Wait. We're doing fine now? Does that mean America is great again already? Maybe we should just settle for MAFA. Also just in case you forgot you're a disgusting pile of shit.

@realDonaldTrump I like this parenting approach. Explain the severity of a situation and then call them a fool. Hmmm, maybe that's why Baron seems so dead inside. Don't forget, parenting is a huge responsibility and eventually just throwing money at your problems won't solve them. Fat fuck!

@BrendynGrimaldi he is such a piece of trash.

@realDonaldTrump You're 71 years OLD. At what point would you call yourself OLD? I'd be surprised if you live another 10 years with that FAT gut you awkwardly try to constantly wrap a suit jacket around. So you're OLD, FAT, and TALL. Maybe you guys CAN be best friends.

@TGICarolyn @mitch__lowe @Forbes There may be hope, got a DM from Mitch only a half hour after you sent this. Thanks for the bump, hope yours get resolved as well.

@mitch__lowe @Forbes I just want to know if they'll ever send me my card. Or refund my money.

@mitch__lowe I'm trying to get a replacement card sent as I moved and a bunch of my mail was lost in the process. cust service is awol. help

@realDonaldTrump you are such a fucking whiney baby. pathetic. just saying you're not a sack of shit doesn't mean you're not a sack of shit.

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Re-watching Metalocalypse. Forgot how brilliant it is.

@siriusxmu I have and can only check if I have the title or artist. pooptown.

@siriusxmu Can someone tell me how to get a list of the songs played for a particular show. Josiah 3.15 between 7pm and 8pm eastern time.

Chocolate bad for dogs? Nah, it actually acts as a preservative and you end up with a 147 year old zombie dog. http://bit.ly/11jvmh

1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given HA!

catching up with my gothamist feed on google reader.

cant think of anything else to type.

wish i could tweet from my brain instead of using these useless finger thingies

obsessed with Tommy Wiseau, and don't want to know what i'll find next if i keep on digging.