learntToCode @learntToCode

Programming memes from a multi-decade ✝️ dev on a relaxing side quest before the final boss. Moonbase Alpha Joined November 2022

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learntToCode @learntToCode

7 hours ago

The convergence of multiple edge cases is madness inducing

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learntToCode @learntToCode

9 hours ago

Imagine coming back from vacation to find out Windows bricked your SSD. Moral of the story? Don’t go on vacation.

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learntToCode @learntToCode

2 days ago

Programming centric accounts and crypto centric accounts seem to have disingenuous hot takes in common.

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learntToCode @learntToCode

3 days ago

Devs dreaming of farm living? A sign of bad code and deep ignorance of what real labor looks like.

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learntToCode @learntToCode

4 days ago

People who think self licking ice cream cones don’t exist are people who have never seen a programmer get paid to fix their own bugs.

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learntToCode @learntToCode

5 days ago

I need a Time Machine so I can have a talk with past me about being less aggressive with code optimization.

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learntToCode @learntToCode

7 days ago

Scrum status: justifying issue as “working as designed”

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learntToCode @learntToCode

a week ago

Might log off of twitter for a few days. That AI/ML instructors post on Python being fast is going viral and every repost of it that I see deals 1D4 of stamina reduction to me.

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learntToCode @learntToCode

a week ago

I’ll be fine, this is part of being an adult.

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learntToCode @learntToCode

a week ago

We would never accept a GPU with two distinct core types for obvious reasons.

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The demon slayer movies exactly what fans of the series would expect. Long, beautiful and completely indifferent to appealing to people who haven’t followed the franchise. If you read or watched the series this will make sense to you. If you haven’t the this movie won’t make…

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learntToCode @learntToCode

a week ago

Watching Demon slayer (sub), will monitor and report back

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learntToCode @learntToCode

a week ago

Profiling finds a bottleneck but maybe it is just the E core working on island time. Devs are reduced to WH40k incantations and rites to coax reliability out of profiling. “Oh omnisiah bless this thread whose terminal I leave in the foreground, may your grace grant it a P core…