Lisa 💙 @leesor
Keeper and teacher helper of small people Joined January 2009-
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Been too wrapped up in general life and survival to stop and notice the things that confuse or amuse me. So I'm going to make more effort to rectify that. Today's gem - boy child saying that his sisters 'incest candles' stink. Incense sticks darling. They do honk tho.
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@llewelyn20 I'd rather hear it again than 99% of the tripe in front of my eyeballs. Warms the heart and there's not enough of that in the world.
Think Maguire just proved why he's not going. Ranting online and letting your Mum weigh in. Be gutted but be classy.
The joy of wiping a dog's stupid arse cos he thinks somethings stuck - so walks around in a panic all hunched up with his eyeballs popping. FFS.
@llewelyn20 Yes! How to lift the soul after a hard week in the school trenches. Jeff and Elaine!
@fesshole My son did this - same time as his mate, clashed and broke his hand 😩
@VodafoneUK lovely to go into store to ask about cancelling my deceased mother's account to be met with a joke about why I'm not with Vodafone and an attempted sales pitch as I was seen as an opportunity. I walked out. Do better.
@tuffiesdogbeds someone's very happy with their Christmas gift!
Noone ever thought of a gazebo Rishi? Piss wet through whilst trying to talk over a bloke with a big speaker. Buy a brolly mate.
Blimey Villa! I reckon there's another goal in this....
Was hoping Real would score....don't want it to end!
Day off. Exclusively spent sorting through the mountains of crap and admin for the bleedin kids. Oh, and buying more food. Rock and roll.
Last day of Six Nations, FA Cup on telly and what's himself done? Got the mother in law round this afternoon! 😫
Just found the Boy Child has been sat in the bath eating pulled pork. Don't know whether to be cross or jealous 😕 😄
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