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I just remembered it's a new episode of The Read! ok I'm definitely gonna cook breakfast so I can listen.
A FUNERRAAAAL FOR FAIR-WEATHER FRIENDSSS 🐎
Cal Poly Humboldt’s occupation is being ignored by most media and organizations, perhaps because its students are primarily working class and employing the most advanced militant tactics we’ve seen in the country. Classes have been canceled the rest of the semester…
Cal Poly Humboldt’s occupation is being ignored by most media and organizations, perhaps because its students are primarily working class and employing the most advanced militant tactics we’ve seen in the country. Classes have been canceled the rest of the semester…
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not to be left out, i am en route to the Schuylkill River clutching a soft pretzel
not to be left out, i am en route to the Schuylkill River clutching a soft pretzel
This is what killed Elijah McClain. This can’t be reformed.
This is what killed Elijah McClain. This can’t be reformed.
Atlanta Police Department hiring event in Brooklyn was disrupted today by abolitionists who released 300 crickets into the Marriott hosting. The fire alarm was also pulled. Per release: “We are everywhere. We are the horde of locusts that will destroy you.”
The University of Pennsylvania encampment has set up a Refaat Alareer memorial library
Weird. Between mass shootings at schools and hospitals refusing to treat fatal pregnancy issues, I’d think that way more people would be excited to have kids
Weird. Between mass shootings at schools and hospitals refusing to treat fatal pregnancy issues, I’d think that way more people would be excited to have kids
Since the queen Jasmine Guy is trending, this has always been my FAVORITE picture of her. If you are/were a dancer, you know this is so satisfying to see lol 💜
Animals will find a reliable watering hole no matter what, buddy!
Animals will find a reliable watering hole no matter what, buddy!
taylor swift took down a video illustrating how often she travels on her private jet in a year lmfao
taylor swift took down a video illustrating how often she travels on her private jet in a year lmfao
They said "AHT, AHT, AHT!! That ain't our poster!!" Lmaooooo
They said "AHT, AHT, AHT!! That ain't our poster!!" Lmaooooo
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feeling lucky, pals! the last two times I've played; I won dinner for 2 at a quaint little inn, and then a big green Tory Burch tote bag. 🤞🏽
feeling lucky, pals! the last two times I've played; I won dinner for 2 at a quaint little inn, and then a big green Tory Burch tote bag. 🤞🏽
Cuban trombonist Yudith Rojas performing “O Pato” by João Gilberto.
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ �.. @BarkyBoogz
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MonsterKing @CerromeRussell
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Princess @themultiplemom
25K Followers 1K Following Educator & DI advocate at the intersection of childhood development, AuDHD & community wellness ✍🏾@kindredbyparents, @Refinery29 & @HarpersBazaarus
damita jo @KiaSpeaks
26K Followers 4K Following america’s problem. constantly talking culture, theology & justice. comms professional. nonprofit leader. 1881. 1908.
DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic
50K Followers 11K Following International Party Rocker. DJ @ The Dime on Fairfax, every Monday! FAMU 🎓
grass toucher, sunshi.. @Katchin05
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Lo @solodeauxleaux
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S H A M A R 🦂 @iSmash_YuCuffin
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Nat @CurlyMacchiato
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Tio B @LazyBrian88
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Sundress Connoisseur @ImbackAgain81
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Hercules @kNo_Mercy
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King Eddie im so paid.. @BLaze4490
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Trashton @trashsaves
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Charlily 💕🍭 @charlee_buns
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The Harlem Shimmy @Say_Yes_2theJes
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triponthis @whoistrip
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Maybe: Jacoby @Getthebagcoach
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Douglas @Douglas1451983
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Bugs Bunny @Nawanko_Eg
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deep in my character .. @theBurnerAccou7
495 Followers 5K Following also: “Boondocks” “Coming to America”, “Sister Act 2”, “Seinfeld”, “the other guys”, “Atlanta”, “black dynamite”, “gone girl”, “sex & the city”, “Frasier”, etc
princey: "i have swag.. @notPRINCEY
2K Followers 408 Following skimming off the top. 👑✨ || Morehouse 🎓+ Villanova 🎓|| 🦁☀️/🏹🌘/🦂📈 || #dirtybirds #LAKESHOW
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ahhskur @Awsker85
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Brad @HeyBroItsBrad
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ElwayG @G2499G
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Lisa Snowden @LisaESnowden
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Scotty Bono @ScottyBono
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Ms. Tery @didironomy
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NPC @lyrrad__
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Vanna Jane Eyre @SavanimalJane
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🍄Psychedelic Socia.. @Acid_Communist
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Shawn Rogers @ShawnRizzy
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Jordan Guinn @aJordanGuinn
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tekla 💜✨ @alketrolyat
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Hi I’m Solomon @solomonmissouri
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Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma
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ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ �.. @BarkyBoogz
37K Followers 22K Following no, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. follow @HitDaBoogiez cuz somebody’ll figure it out soon. All content posted is property of its respective owner(s).
Mik | Designer + Stra.. @OkSoMik
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MonsterKing @CerromeRussell
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you @MissZindzi
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fooler initiative @metroadlib
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Princess @themultiplemom
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The Original Lisa Van.. @robinwannabefly
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damita jo @KiaSpeaks
26K Followers 4K Following america’s problem. constantly talking culture, theology & justice. comms professional. nonprofit leader. 1881. 1908.
DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic
50K Followers 11K Following International Party Rocker. DJ @ The Dime on Fairfax, every Monday! FAMU 🎓
grass toucher, sunshi.. @Katchin05
4K Followers 3K Following brown glass bottle full of shavings from the☀️ intj. scorpio. bird. ahgase. weird lefty. greedy misandrist. unable to lower the volume on my Black girl. cis s/h
maximillion. 🇬🇩.. @mminthecity
8K Followers 665 Following https://t.co/JnqCdP882g. @DukeU alum. TL’s career coach. TV/film score geek. childfree (look ma, no tubes!). #MaxineReads for book recs! JAB ALONE 🇬🇩🖤⛓️.
Kyla Jenée Lacey @Kyla_Lacey
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triponthis @whoistrip
2K Followers 2K Following Rattler born Rattler bred | The U Law School | ΩΨΦ #13 Tail Dawg Mighty ΗΝ | Opinions are mine, #BlockMeBack
Mucci Wally Wally, Mu.. @MucciFlipFlop
2K Followers 773 Following #BlackLivesMatter #DCStatehood #DCStatehoodNow Voted Favorite Italian Tweeter, 2020
Marco @marcorasi1960
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Graphite Method @GraphiteMethod
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Maybe: Jacoby @Getthebagcoach
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super @marooned_bison
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Vanna Jane Eyre @SavanimalJane
157 Followers 527 Following bravo whore stuff horror girl things. she/her
bitches & brothers ap.. @tresthicc
29 Followers 73 Following on my mom ima act like a regular person this time $jadegetpaid
Cool Breeze 🖤🥑 @Maine_Char
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Mel 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch
91K Followers 2K Following FAMU Alumna 🐍 • Future Multimedia Mogul • 1/2 of @jokesonyoupod • All opinions are my own • Arby’s stan account. she/her
☀️Sunshine ☀️ @Miss_Mielle
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This is a solo, God�.. @drewshade
330 Followers 213 Following Nothing to prove, only to share. Founder of @broadwayblack @offbookpodcast
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Sukuna’s baby mama .. @AceRedBand1t
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finegodmother @finegodmother
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✨Yeehawncé ✨ @Glamazon1026
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Coco @_hotc0c0
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Ms. Tery @didironomy
2K Followers 271 Following if even one person was more like me, the world would be 10x better. now imagine if you all were more like me. something to think about..
michele.ok @michele1ok
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The Harlem Shimmy @Say_Yes_2theJes
538 Followers 701 Following Dedicated underachiever & card carrying member of the Peanut Gallery........................Instagram: @Say_Yes_2theJes @NobodiesofNote
Quiet Chaos @quietchaos1105
157 Followers 161 Following Took some time off. Started therapy, made some life decisions. Happier and healthier.
"good morning, i see... @H_Baeee
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Still Knigga. @Less_HumbleTeej
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MrsBundrige @MrsBundrige
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WBW @HUCosell
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284 Followers 522 Following Not a broke real nigga or a rich clown. I am the become death, the destroyer of worlds. Apres moi, le deluge.
ambiguosly brown @msdaniesmith
802 Followers 3K Following 38 year old feminist and lover of all manner of geek stuff. Proud #UglyDog.
nahh-Baron, Dade-Raut.. @Hozay_
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lil h @bigsnugga
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Palestine Action @Pal_action
170K Followers 272 Following The direct action network dismantling British complicity with Israeli apartheid #ShutElbitDown
endora bullshit @collectdust
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The Cosmetic Lane @TheCosmeticLane
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Challe Ngers @GOODBROTHERLYZM
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Bitch McConnell @Whit_Wanderer23
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Quing of Bilateral Fe.. @tressick
954 Followers 369 Following doing rapscallion street urchin stuff with my friends
"BIG SHIRLEY FROM FOO.. @junestimestwo
285 Followers 510 Following I woke up, I was gone. @ toosoonjunes was & is a piece of living art. cant ban the snowgal. you're with me always, Goose. thanks for nothing ime, dumbass loser.
derek guy @dieworkwear
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Throakensef @briggyp1
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Asher Dasher 🇯🇲.. @HandsondeckGrey
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"but she killed people!" have you considered that she's beautiful
She’s so cute 😭😭 the valley girl voice is scarily accurate
remember everyone!
I am going to buy so much tastefully designed workwear
BREAKING: 🇯🇵 Japan's yen falls past 157.5 per US Dollar, the weakest in 34 years.
“My boy over there tryna talk to you” Ya boy over there:
a dude in london going through the trouble of importing an early 2000s tahoe has more passion and lust for life than I could ever imagine
what am i laying my eyes upon
Asked a man was he headed to the fine man convention or giving them a break from competition. Idk I think I was kinda smoove with that one ngl
What a full circle moment that would be
Fantasia Barrino would "love" to take Katy Perry's spot as one of the three judges on #AmericanIdol. etonline.com/fantasia-barri…
This shit 4L
"Take Five" by The Dave Brubeck Quartet (1959)
21-year-old activist Mario Savio gives a passionate speech at the University of California, Berkeley on December 2, 1964. He was arrested, along with 800 others. Hoover's FBI was terrified of this speech.
bc y’all are waiting to be in contact again instead of accepting that it’s over, free you
okay these are sooo cute and fresh, i feel like some crochet pieces just look so dated. but the additional details really bring these to life.
To Be Her. New York 2021 Photographed by Justin Hardiman
i start drinking and and every body part of my girl start looking like candy. i be wanting to swallow her whole asshole.feet be so delicious omg.. what do they put in women feet when you drunk?? MSG? idk but i need it
Americans can’t just casually fly to Iran babes it’s a whole thing
Netanyahu announces he has evidence that some 20,000 US students have been trained by Hamas in Iran over the last 90 days.
The Chris of all Chrises
“that and the non-binary lesbian aunt thing, i love that stuff too,” chris pine says, as he is actively dressed as a non-binary lesbian aunt. i love him.
I say this with love but drowning out Jennifer Hudson is no small feat lol
@tchotchkele He was never pretty enough for that to be adorable himbo nonsense.
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