lex @lexbearr
Aspiring Dogtor. I love cats. Joined February 2012-
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One of the things that I miss most about living in Philly is the ability to put anything.. and I mean ANYTHING out on the curb with a “FREE” sign and within an hour that shit would be gone
Did anyone else ball their eyes out when they watched My Ocotopus Teacher or am I just really weird ??
0 years… it’s here, I’m a veterinarian. Theres a 99% chance I’m going to tell you to go to the vet though so don’t waste your breath.
0 years… it’s here, I’m a veterinarian. Theres a 99% chance I’m going to tell you to go to the vet though so don’t waste your breath.
Woke up this morning and chose violence against my conservative Uncle. I am honestly done. I have no room in my life for anyone that holds ideals that are sexist, racist, or homophobic. And I’m not sorry about it. Goodbye losers.
Here comes the IG people who never tweet
me: you’re telling me a SHRIMP fried this rice? waiter: no sir i’m trying to tell you that i fucked your wife me (crying): i didn’t know shrimp could cook
u gon trust the pullout method but not the vaccine?
everything frozen from trader joe’s is so good like joe puts his entire pussy into the frozen foods section and we don’t deserve it
dudes will literally stick a feather in their cap and call it macaroni and see nothing wrong with that
So my mom is 60 and has been married to my dad for 36 years and her boyfriend from when she was 18 slid into her Facebook DMs today… these men really do not be giving up do they?
11 years ago today, Mac Miller released the music video to ‘Nikes On My Feet’ youtu.be/a-rqu-hjobc
i love telling people i’m from Pittsburgh
Ah so young and naïve, if only I knew I would still be taking exams 7 years later 🙃
Ah so young and naïve, if only I knew I would still be taking exams 7 years later 🙃
Imagine voting against something called the violence against women act.
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@stoolpresidente You forgot your biggest W
It's 77 degrees out lfg #CookingWithMitchell
these ain’t french tips, they russian advice
5'6... 350 pounds... bro built like a angry bird
Rod Wave was arrested today for possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.
I lived! If u even care
Bad news for @SStricklandMMA Miss Peaches didn't die this weekend like he was rooting for. Sucks for you Sean. Dogs>Humans
My girl watches the tiktok sadly, she keeps showing me Miss peaches, the barstool sports guys dog And I asked my girl "does this man have kids" no Let me tell you all something if you're a grown ass childless man obsessed about a dog you gotta rethink your life.. rich or poor
getting rescued by a lifeguard as a grown man top 3 gayest things you can do
Dude goes to waterpark but doesn't know how to swim 😳
who the fuck is addicted to Gmail
This picture is so deep. Sadly, I think only a small percent of people will be able to understand it.
“Wouldn’t it be fun if brownies (Welsh fairies who will do work/cause mischief if not given treats) were real?” - my wife No, we literally have a creature in our house RIGHT NOW who will cause mischief if you don’t tithe him with deli ham and he is a giant pain in the ass.
someone clearly ain’t never watched hereditary
coming soon(er than you think) xoxo💘c camilacabello.com
I just did all of these. I feel wrung out like a towel.
Idk how critical shit is on your end but… this nigga saved my fuckin life 😭😭
There is a german TV show where contestants try to split things perfectly in half
I got Miss Peaches a full blown bath this morning. She was a perfect patient but she was so nervous she projectile vomited the second it was over. Poor thing.
Miss Peaches says thank you for all the thoughts and well wishes. She is settling in to her new life. #misspeaches
Miss Peaches is literally taking up the entire bed