Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango
Not a lawyer. Sexy as a goddesses, funny as a clam One third of @wereadmovies wereadmovies.com Seattle Joined December 2009-
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I don't know why anyone would go on season 2 of Milf Manor, knowing that season 1 existed
The only surefire cure for a hangover is getting your back absolutely blown out by a guy visiting for the weekend
Pretty wild that someone could be a fairly woke ghost detective for decades and still struggle with coming out
Hold music sounds like it's being played over a water damaged speaker on purpose so you'll hang up without getting help, right?
I always like my body, until the minute someone else might see it
Are we far enough away from it now where I can stay the old Delicious in Dungeon theme song was better?
Don't feel pressured. But if you were thinking about it (anal sex. Specifically with me), I guess today is as good a day as any
This is how I come on to people
I just told someone I didn't want to play Diplomacy and he said, "It was Henry Kissinger's favorite game," like that wasn't the worst indictment of all time
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.
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It’s Always Sunny has been renewed for at least another two seasons!
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@lighterfandango so you’re up to something nefarious then?
Treated my bestie to afternoon tea for her birthday.
This has changed my life