Lily Smith @liltinker

Revelations today, as I hauled my new mattress up the stairs; I have inadvertently ordered the world's heaviest mattress, and; I am currently at my least strong, possibly since birth.

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Lily Smith @liltinker

2 years ago

Sick of seeing Farage's letterbox gob.

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Lily Smith @liltinker

2 years ago

A trailer came on for Dalgliesh on 5 and mum asked if it was about Kenny Dalglish, and now I want to watch King Kenny investigating a murder.

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Lily Smith @liltinker

2 years ago

I'm good at keeping myself entertained.

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Lily Smith @liltinker

2 years ago

@missy_von And Spencer

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Lily Smith @liltinker

2 years ago

@missy_von I'm starting a new shop, Exclusively Stinking Rusty Old Shite.

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Me - I made this jewellery and committed some art, and also I got some vintage stuff, would you like anything? Customers - er, no thanks. But do you have any stinky old paper with rusty staples in it? Me - You want that? Customers - YES PLEASE! People are weird.

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Lily Smith @liltinker

2 years ago

My 96-year-old, 5ft nothing mother just called Putin a little squirt and said she can blow him over. She's pretty certain she could have him in a fight.

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PulpedArt @PulpedArt

2 years ago

Getting ready for #folksycraftdrop

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Lily Smith @liltinker

3 years ago

@MisterABK I'm a bit worried that the venue has only just noticed the building isn't ready.

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PulpedArt @PulpedArt

3 years ago

Happy Friday, bots! Here's what I've been up to this week, all available from PulpedArt.redbubble.com Now I'm going for a nice cup of tea and a lie down in a darkened room.