linus @linusposting_
Indiana, USA Joined January 2024-
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My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.
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saw a squirrel eating an acorn and it really made my day . just a timelessly classic situation
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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs
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Biden can still win this debate if Mike Pence has the courage.
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I don’t know what everyone is talking about, I think The New Norm is pretty good.
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he can literally buy another bottle at any grocery store for like 4 dollars
he can literally buy another bottle at any grocery store for like 4 dollars
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Trump has been found guilty on all 34 felony charges. Google 'Trump Rule 34' for more information on this shocking verdict
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i've never played "goat simulator" i live that shit
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just had a bagel so good that I opened up and read the Wikipedia page for “Bagel”
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This guy is the henchman you send to ruthlessly deal with your foes but then a little girl gives him a paper crane or something and he turns on you. Risky hire
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[trying to figure out if shes more of a top or bottom] so….would you consider yourself a stalactite or stalagmite ?
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Instead of saying "This you?" and posting an embarrassing screenshot of my opponent, I win Internet arguments by saying "This me?" and posting a nice photo of my handsome self.
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belly laughed at this one. had to wake up my pr- wait what was that. did you guys fucking see that
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Joe Biden gets results
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Harry Potter pulls an unrealistically low number of bitches considering his exorbitant fortune and worldwide fame
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