lauren:) @linuxfukboy
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breakups are weird cause on the one hand, I am devoid of all happiness, but on the other hand, I dont want to die. like, im vibin but the vibes are BAD.
Listening in on 14yos on the train after school and one of them just said: “bro you didn’t even try fresh basil until you were like 12, you have no credibility in this conversation” and the rest of them started roaring laughing
when youre late and your bf calls you to check if you got in a car accident, but really you just took 20 min to parallel park
fuck puberty this was the real glowup
Pre-ADHD diagnosis me and Post-ADHD Diagnosis me are not the same person
being mad at a roommate is the worst cause i cant even call my mom and rant about it cause the roommate in question will hear me talking shit through our thin-ass walls😡😡
@MVR3N brooooo this album has been on REPEAT lately
okay wtf i was feeling frustrated and anxious today so i went and worked out and it actually made me feel better?? why does no one tell u this
it’s hate crime to text a bisexual in non-lowercase
lesson learned: dont wear noise-cancelling earbuds while cooling on high heat because when the fire alarm goes off your new roommates will be hella annoyed
my hairstylist asked me where i buy my weed, we’re besties now
getting houseplants to support your mental health is the gay version of having a baby to try and save a marriage
I am going to live a big life with big love and big blessings.
lauren dont enter into another potentially-heartbreaking relationship w someone who isnt looking for anything serious challenge
the war on drugs was such a crazy concept "let's spend 2 billion dollars to fight weed" and then weed won lmao
the costco employees at the door always tell me to “feel better” when they see me walking out w a pharmacy bag, as if im not picking up adderall for my neurodevelopmental disorder
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