goop @littlgoop
i hate it here sadness Joined September 2010-
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free ranging your lizard is recommended and encouraged
new GPs getting your medical history be like treatment resistant depression? I can treat that and prescribe you sertraline
how to flirt with croc wearers: I like the cut of your jibbitz
chop suey is delicious but it’s not that filling a meal on its own so I usually like to add a suey side
the meaning of ASAP has become so polluted. It keeps being used to mean soon, next, quickly, urgently. No. I have to feel like it for it to be possible and I never feel like doing anything, so don’t assume it will be possible soon. You will be wrong.
the sexual tension between me and the door when I’m pulling and it says push
help I only have $7 pocket money this month why god
emglish is stupid because a lifeguard guards your body in the water and a bodyguard guards your life on the land so technically they are both both a lifeguard and a bodyguard and their respective domains are just kept as a sexy little secret
Please can we stop pretending that soup is good. Just eat the ingredients and drink some water after. It is the same
the tears come out, the wine goes in. hydration. Balance. self care
enough of this cursèd artificial intelligence I want artificial ignorance I want artificial idiocy
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jar jar minx 🍉 @jasecordova
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Armchair Anarchist �.. @MattFox41189041
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zoë bread @zoebread
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jar jar minx 🍉 @jasecordova
1K Followers 380 Following writer, parent, procrastinator. one half of @DYSLMpod, the other half of @ttdrpod.
zoë bread @zoebread
26K Followers 321 Following the world’s least discreet anonymous person and national security risk | https://t.co/bcG05HUVw2@BaricusVeins i knew if i got the new better one i would miss the old one, now i say stuff like "i wish i got the new one" .life is good
@BaricusVeins good, yes , i agree !! its mic is 10000x better than a go pro, it is better than a go pro in everyway. i forgot, it is my favourite thing in the whole world: the stick! !!!
@BaricusVeins i rebought the exact same one not even the new one
told the dr i had an album on my phone with pics i’d taken of my ankle in its various stages of injury/healing & she said “that’s okay, i believe you” & didn’t even look! then i told her about my autism diagnosis so she could add it to my file & she chuckled & said “ah, yep”
yes she had the real thing in her hands, but she didn’t have the rich backstory. she didn’t get to experience the epic highs and lows of my ankle injury. anyway, i’m being normal about it.
in relation to this, if anyone wants to buy a gopro 12 (w/loads of accessories, macro lens & the media mod & flash) that has got a bit of glue & paint on it & that i HATE with a burning passion let me know. i bought a nother stick camera and need money for sweets and playmobil
i am now into week 4 of vloggong and have 2 weeks fully edited !!! but i cant post them until i post my secret project or it will be a spoiler ! at least i have extra time to check for reflections. i just thought i saw my reflection in a window but it was a puffy cushion
for sale: used ashtray and dog bed from a smoke and pet free home
please don’t think i’m saying all autistics are freaks, that’s not true, but some of us are
there are already too may ways to spell megan why are we inventing more
@techdan2002 @brandnbrandnbr @BaricusVeins @Universe4Sale yeah but it was spongbob, i also remember i went through a phase of tweeting about “sponge and ladder” ? also loads and loads of jed. this is my personal instagram circa 2015
michael: how was melbourne? me: omg amazing, i was watching someone hang out the washing on the balcony opposite us & as they flung a sheet over the line something fell out & danced 18 floors to the ground & i zoomed in on my phone & it was a bra michael: …& the comedy festival?
you can buy a stock image of the colour black on adobe stock images
sorry i am not making videos i am going to the dentist tomorrow maybe that’ll sort me out !!!! it hurts when i swallow and my brain hurts and i need to do use my brain and be able to swallow to make videos 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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