jar jar minx 🍉 @jasecordova

writer, parent, procrastinator. one half of @DYSLMpod, the other half of @ttdrpod. linktr.ee/jasecordova Brisbane, Australia Joined September 2008

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jar jar minx 🍉 @jasecordova

2 days ago

you ever scooped pumpkin soup off your blanket with your bare hands

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3 weeks ago

“you can’t fight hate with hate” yes i can! and i’m soooo good at it! and it’s fun!!!

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4 weeks ago

need kj apa on taskmaster nz

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a month ago

“unknown number: the high school catfish” out of context:

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a month ago

brisbane really knows how to turn it on sometimes

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a video of my friend’s ex doing standup just came across my fyp and the boo that escaped my mouth as i blocked his account was so full-on it felt like it came from someone behind me and i got a little bit scared

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2 months ago

had a dream that i was hanging out with people and went to the toilet and while i was on the toilet i heard the conversation turn to a subject i knew a lot about but i couldn’t participate in the conversation because i was on the toilet… doesn’t mean anything probably

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2 months ago

dreamt i got a tattoo of mauro from cake boss & immediately regretted it so much that i scrubbed at it at the sink in the tattoo shop while bawling my eyes out & everyone was watching me use a bar of soap to try to remove a fresh tattoo of mauro from cake boss from my forearm