jar jar minx 🍉 @jasecordova
writer, parent, procrastinator. one half of @DYSLMpod, the other half of @ttdrpod. linktr.ee/jasecordova Brisbane, Australia Joined September 2008-
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it was my birthday last week and my friends got me a birthday cake that said birthday cake on it
being a non-taylor swift person online today is wild because i can’t tell which lyrics are real and which are fake but i’m enjoying them all the same
there are already too may ways to spell megan why are we inventing more
been trying to figure out my vibe lately and at the moment i’ve landed somewhere around here
Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch
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Tom Studans @maximumwelfare
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grug has dyslutsia @grug_official
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b is for (plant)based.. @nohoneyjustb
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stoke (storm loke) �.. @SlowLoke
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Eric @Sorry0kEric
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175 Followers 2K Following God’s involved …😊🇫🇮🇺🇸an engineer,very jovial and humble 🫂❤️ inbox me….telegram 👉🏾 https://t.co/RpNXoIILmS
Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch
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10K Followers 3K Following Welfare advocate, live coverage #RobodebtRC, 3x Primetime Emmy winner. 2Pac alive in Latvia. Campaign/comms support/teach you guitar etc hire my ass
grug has dyslutsia @grug_official
3K Followers 2K Following trying to give it the ol’ razzle dazzle | brisbane broncos battler | she/they | 26 🌻
hanny 🐴🍝 @supsuphannah
4K Followers 1K Following gone squatchin' i've seen the Lithgow panther 🐾 she/her
little gay demons @exhaustedloser
793 Followers 813 Following Artist, video editor, film technician and friendly loser.
stressica. 🌻 @moonyeyed
3K Followers 720 Following small but scrappy | beem: drools | insta: jmcphrsn_
Simba Ω 🏳️�.. @abmis0
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Australia’s Girlfri.. @bonsoyflatwhite
7K Followers 1K Following hot, funny, effervescent and charming
irredeemable crybaby @byowife
4K Followers 1K Following if ur looking for shit i posted myself u already lost the argument btw🥰 always showing my ass in some way, u can support my stupid struggles below🫶beem: eeit
b is for (plant)based.. @nohoneyjustb
667 Followers 441 Following b(ianca) she/her. bi/pan. vegemite in human form Ⓥ free palestine | BLM | trans rights are human rights
stoke (storm loke) �.. @SlowLoke
516 Followers 525 Following used to be a powerful wizard | now I just have a powerful thirst | he/þey
Imo @imogenrq
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bareyrteeth @bareyrteeth
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Howl @homeisnothere
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3K Followers 4K Following Newsreader for @jonesyandamanda at @wsfm1017 | Editor, digital news operations | On an endless search for the perfect champagne & red lipstick
Full article here: PM gives $925m to failed Morrison era program chaser.com.au/national/pm-gi…
"It may not have been what experts asked for, but it does make for a better headline" said the PM
lucy bowl! original photo ➡️ my drawing ➡️ scratched on a bowl #pottersaurus @Fe_biologia
Elon Musk retweeted a video of Jerry Seinfeld saying that the ‘extreme left’ is why it’s hard to find good comedy on TV, so we’ve rounded up some of Seinfeld’s classic jokes that would never fly with the woke mob today. trib.al/7dNiwN4
When you only see your children who hate you every couple of weeks there’s plenty of time to be troll
One thing that was weird this autism month is I had people reaching out to me like I’m an autism advocate. (sorry to those I forgot to reply to, I was burnt out) Please understand that I am just an autistic comedian who gets mad at ableism. Advocates do real work.
HEHEHEHEHE got a $384 refund from virgin so my email must have worked lmao, that's more than i thought i'd get
@jasecordova Jase I don't mean to alarm you but one of your tweets ended up on Claire Holt aka Emma from H2O's IG story
really leaning in to this “i’m an artist” business i drew a margaret to scratch on a pot #pottersaurus
really hard to look at some of the trivial bs that people complain about while we have genuine problems in the world and not just tweet “shut up bitch” at them tbqfh
Proud of this exclusive interview I did with the man behind one of the most talked about images captured on the day of the Bondi stabbing attack: kidspot.com.au/parenting/excl…
Sitcoms today are 100x "edgier" than sitcoms in the 80s/90s The difference between say Seth MacFarlane & Jerry Seinfeld is Seth MacFarlane animates his offensive comedy, & Jerry Seinfeld dated a minor
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
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telling queer anti-zionists that we would be killed in gaza isn’t a point of argument, it’s just you revealing that you fantasize about the brutal deaths of queer people you disagree with
I keep accidentally falling in love with patients
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Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
here are the others from last night. i initially threw 6 plates but 2 of them cracked in the drying process but that’s just flatware baby 🫡 #pottersaurus
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