stressica. 🌻 @moonyeyed
small but scrappy | beem: drools | insta: jmcphrsn_ naarm / melbourne Joined March 2016-
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Happy birthday to my best friend in the entire world. They say if you're friends with someone for 7 years that it will last a lifetime, so far it's been 14 since we met so you're stuck with me in this life and the next 💖💖💖💖💖💖
Happy "I wish @moonyeyed a late/American birthday tomorrow" two-day Jessica's Birthday Extravaganza to all celebrating
I accidentally aged myself up when I wrote this post but I'm officially 29 years old now and I just wanted to say I still endorse this
I accidentally aged myself up when I wrote this post but I'm officially 29 years old now and I just wanted to say I still endorse this
if you haven't bought my n udes catalogue yet I'd highly recommend grabbing it for $50 while you can!!! any and all funds will go towards ordering pizza for my birthday tomorrow after my twelve hour shift and maybe also a morning treat of a coffee and croissant before I start 🥰
I need ribena and also for my head to be drilled in to just a lil bit to relieve the pressure
please
I love it actually
One of the best tweets of all time full stop
I am getting a haircut and I am taking risks with it and I am. afraid .
perks of my job include but are not limited to getting a free flu shot served deskside by the nurse while still taking calls from patients. i'm a true multitasker
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I did it but I assure you I'm unhappy about it
just had a patient have a rant at me about how someone called her a minute after her telehealth appointment and how rude it is to be demanding of money and accused us of "being like a business" to which I had to very politely explain that we are, believe it or not, a business
pls incentivise me to get through the next two hours of my shift without ripping my hair out
what if toasters could feel the entire range of complex human emotion? what if roombas could smoke cigarettes
what if toasters could feel the entire range of complex human emotion? what if roombas could smoke cigarettes
it is my birthday in 8 days and I have $5 in my account. can't wait to party hard !!!
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this film photo my friend took of me photographing my hot dog is the most beautiful thing… I’ve ever seen…
Me after my first day back in the office after two weeks wfh:
happy birthday to the love of my life !!!! this twitter account has purely been a @svftchlo stan account since the day i followed her <33333
i use this hole in our front door to talk through A LOT and i have been finally confronted with what i look like on the other side
I miss Tiger air. we didn’t know how good we had it. we all knew what it was and that was lovely
Ages I did things: - Kissed: 15 - Dated: 15 - Drank: 14 - Smoked/Vaped: 15 - Had Sex: 16 - Cut Class: 16 - Used Drugs: 15? 16? maybe 14 idk - Sent Nudes: 15 - Piercing: technically like 11
fun fact I only cut class once (it's kinda hard at private school), it was the day after I watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off so I skipped school and went to the zoo (told mum a few years ago and she was SO proud lmao)
@loserfromks @moonyeyed please tell Jess “happy birthday”
HAPPY AMERICAN BIRTHDAY SECOND DAY OF JESSICA'S BIRTHDAY DAY TO EVERYONE @moonyeyed
in positive and slightly terrifying news, I got a referral for bottom surgery today
Happy birthday to my best friend in the entire world. They say if you're friends with someone for 7 years that it will last a lifetime, so far it's been 14 since we met so you're stuck with me in this life and the next 💖💖💖💖💖💖
@moonyeyed Happy birthday gorgeous 💖 Hope you have the best day!!!! 😊
@moonyeyed I was a lollipop lady for a few months when I first moved to Melbourne
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