Craig Lockerisms @lockerisms
I'm not actually the color commentator and hockey analyst for the Washington Capitals. I just Tweet the funny things he says. csnwashington.com Washington, DC Joined February 2010-
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When the game is on the line this is the line you want on the line. Got that?
Howdaya Laich that?!?!? Caps bring it within one.
Dumb penalties. D-U-M. That's how you spell it, Montreal.
Looks like Montreal gets wings. Might want to enjoy them now, Habs fans. Ovie want you nice and plump when he eats you in the 3rd.
Like I said Ovie and Backstrom are like Bonnie and Clyde. Except they rob their opponents of the will to live.
@jmu_capsgirl Not tin can. Poutine. I'm recharging for the 2nd period.
Yes, I did just refer to Mike Green's "smarts." I'm ignoring the fact that his vocabulary includes the word "mean't."
The Caps have to be like Drano if the Canadiens are going to clog up the neutral zone.
@jmu_capsgirl That's right. If my math is right.
Montreal can't play run-and-gun because 40% of half their offense is missing tonight.
Nice deke by Brooksie. The Price is Right baby!
Hal Gil - Just like a king sized bed laying in front of the net. Kinda what they used to say about me.
Seven Hole. Yes. I said it. Montreal's Bermuda Triangle of Death strikes early.
Since January 5, the day Ovie became Captain, he is +23. In honor of that milestone, I will use the word "sparkle" 23 times tonight.
Alex and Nick are like Bonnie and Clyde. Except both men. And without the crime and guns.
@kellobellow The game may not start until 7:30, but you're 5 minutes from pre-game. Which means you're 5 minutes closer to Locker. Isms.
@DJMarkutz The only thing the break will do is amp up our boys to stick a Sabre into Buffalo. And you can quote me.
The Caps have ONE thing to do tonight to beat the Habs: stay out of the penalty box and start the game strong.
Feeling fresh as a daisy with both barrels loaded to debut some new Lockerisms during tonight's telecast. Stay tuned!
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