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I play with dead animals for a living and imaginary ones in my spare time. United States Joined April 2018-
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@NaturallMoms Oh yeah? What’s the first appearance of Spider-Man? What year?
@elonmusk I hope that we are contained to THIS planet only. Only then will we ensure that we don’t destroy more.
@laurenboebert What we should do is arm the kids! Let’s say upon entry to kindergarten each student gets a .22 and we keep upgrading them so that by the time they enter their senior year, they all have rocket launchers. AR-15s by Freshman year seems reasonable.
I seemed to inherit my father’s mania for blind accumulation.
We do not want to be told what we know. We do not want to call things by their names, although we’re willing to call one another bad ones. We call meanness nobility and hatred honor. The way to make yourself a hero is to make me out a scoundrel.
I can throw a frisbee 2 football fields, I however can’t hit a putt from 20 feet.
I’m jealous of people that don’t know you.
I’m thinking about growing out my toenails.
@MatthewJemes Exactly, Pepsi is where it’s at!
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Jo @JoJoFromJerz
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1 Followers 0 Following We serve delicious, refreshing, unique, and low-calorie soft-serve dessert! We cater to a variety of diet and allergy needs including vegan and gluten-free.
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