Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

When I go to the Cheesecake Factory I'm always like, Gimme mo' dat chocolate breaddddddddddddddd Joined April 2009

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

a year ago

@Andy In response to Stephanie saying Alexia barks…Alexia is not a wolf. She is an afghan hound, aka the most BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING, ELEGANT, and GLAMOROUS of all the dogs on this planet. So keep barking, Alexia!!

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

5 years ago

He might be a troublemaker, but he’s also a Scorpio and a FREAK, so there’s nothing I want more than to sit on @Mathewshea ‘s face this Halloween season. Happy holidays! #scorpiothings

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

6 years ago

Why won’t a mountain lion attack me

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

6 years ago

Fuck you I drive a coupe #neverbeenmarried #nokids

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

6 years ago

@Andy just a thought...I think @MichaelRapaport would make an EXCELLENT guest host for the RHONY reunion..!

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

7 years ago

I fucking love @MissyElliott I’m white and I’m 30, so I’m probably responsible for like 80 of her VMA votes. Whew. Also I’m drunk

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

7 years ago

Oh and also by the way I’m asking for a friend, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, blah blah

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

7 years ago

Would it be rude if I started charging for blow jobs? Just curious

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

7 years ago

Yes, I drink. Yes, I smoke. No, I don’t believe in god. Yes, I believe in ghosts.

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

8 years ago

Haha lol but seriously in all seriousness, that actually literally just happened.

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

8 years ago

I’m not fishing for sympathy AND DONT CALL ME A MARTYR but omg it was terrifying

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

8 years ago

Not to over share, but I just got a nosebleed while bending down to change the bloody band aid on my ankle (‘twas a tiny/DEEP shaving accident) and also I’m on full blown day 2.5 of my period and I honestly almost fainted from all the massive blood loss

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

8 years ago

And honestly I think he only said Bette Midler because I told him that if he said Kathy Najimy I would slit his fucking throat.

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

8 years ago

...because the last time someone told me I looked like a celebrity, they said I looked like Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus.

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Lucy Walker @lucyLwalker

8 years ago

After a completely misguided and uninformed political rant which ended with me talking shit about Sarah Palin being retarded, my friend turned to me and said “you kinda look like Bristol Palin.” To which I replied, “OMG THANK YOU!”