drew monik @m0nick
Comedian, original #DadJokes, #Puns, dope rhymes, and @uberfacts replies. Based in Detroit. IFB TikTok- Pete_Viper IG-mon1ck Downriver, MI Joined June 2010-
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You ever blow your nose and the snot makes like perfect butterfly wings on the tissue?
Sometimes taking a 3 isn’t a bad thing #DETvsSF
That feeling when you beep walking out of Walmart knowing damn well you didn’t steal anything this time
Best case scenario: I find the old pervy dude that’s been banging my hot tub jets Worst case scenario: I find the old pervy dude that’s been banging my hot tub jets January 2024 strikes again
Producers of a show about Bigfoot moments after they convinced the cast to go back in the woods because they were “right on his tail” last season
I’m liking every single post that has to do with the Detroit Lions
It’s crazy how many people ask me why I talk funny when I first meet them. Like dude I have a stutter, do you ask people missing a leg why they only have one too?
What’s a good name for a guy that can’t put his cars between the lines in a lot? Terry Bowle-Parker
I saw this dope ass button up sweater but already swiped my card like 6 times, totally didn’t want to use my card again for the cardigan.
IYCMI, check out my latest stand up performance and tell me how bad I sucked!
IYCMI, check out my latest stand up performance and tell me how bad I sucked!
New set from last night! Lemme know what you think! youtu.be/lTwQG79PgKU?si…
I like that one song where Akon was like yeah we can just kick it aaannnddd I could maybe ya know, bend ya over?
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New set from last night! Lemme know what you think! youtu.be/lTwQG79PgKU?si…
Roll on summer!
Good lord Mac what was that first down call?!
@philipbrunner Does befriending @m0nick work without all that work?
When you realize you hate something just as much as you love it.
@m0nick Might take you up on that!
@m0nick I was going to ask how long this took lol 5 is really good