Matthew Ashman @m1a5h

Lazy perfectionist. England, UK Joined January 2010

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Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mikedaviswins

3 days ago

This is an embarrassment. These clowns who are calling themselves fans at the #RyderCup2025 do not represent us as a country. I have found myself pulling for Europe because of this egregious behavior. I hope they beat the piss out of us in record fashion. Good luck to Rory and…

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Crash Davis @CrashOnSens

3 days ago

Rory McIlroy literally speaking on behalf of the entire world - not just in the context of golf - and then delivering an absolute dart to back up the talk 🔥

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UK Golf Guy @ukgolfguy

3 days ago

As it stands - Tommy Fleetwood - 4 points Team USA - 3.5 points

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Tony Cottee @TonyCottee9

3 days ago

As usual, the fiasco at West Ham is handled with a total lack of class ! The players will be delighted to have their 4th Manager in 16 months ?!!!!!!!!! What a shambles …. As I’ve said before though, nothing will ever change until this dreadful ownership has left the Club ! ⚒

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TRÄW🤟 @thatstraw

4 days ago

Special Linux file permissions

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Julien Dubois @juliendubois

4 days ago

I’m that guy at the Microsoft headquarters, with a MacBook, coding Java on Linux…

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trash jones @jzux

2 weeks ago

americans everywhere realizing uh oh. i’m a citizen of the circus. i’m one of the monkeys

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan

2 weeks ago

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

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Probability Fact @ProbFact

2 weeks ago

Poisson was the first to describe what we now call the Cauchy distribution.

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Miriam Margolyes OBE @MMargolyes

2 weeks ago

She might not be here to say it. But let’s not let death stop Janey Godley from giving the middle finger to Donald Trump. Let’s do it for dear friend Janey.

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Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani

2 weeks ago

No, it’s what happens when you’ve had 8 beers and public toilets no longer exist.

Dr Charlotte Proudman @DrProudman

2 weeks ago

No, it’s what happens when you’ve had 8 beers and public toilets no longer exist.

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Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas

2 weeks ago

I want to call them Faragists, but that has a lightly South American heroic socialist guerrilla feel to it. What's a good name for Farage cultists?

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Matthew Ashman @m1a5h

2 weeks ago

I completed the September challenge faster than 94.3% of all learners on Duolingo!

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Tim Booth @RealTimBooth

2 weeks ago

Interesting - ‘Twitter’ is preventing me from posting a more measured response in detail. Don’t you just love this freedom of speech concept

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Tim Booth @RealTimBooth

2 weeks ago

Disgusted to see the cynical use of ‘Sit Down’by @TRobinsonNewEra. No permission was granted, and we are looking into our options. The song and most of our topical lyrics, make it very clear where we stand, and it’s the antithesis of this organization

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan

2 weeks ago

I remember how much Muslims were lectured about the importance of a right to offend being part of a right to free speech. We were told that we must accept offensive and racist remarks about our faith, our Prophet, etc, in the name of free speech and integrating into 'Western…