Magachurch Pastor 🙌 🇺🇸 @magachrchpastr
Saved Christmas from the Radical Left. Harlan Crow is my uncle. PragerU: Summa Cum Laude. Husband of 1, pawpaw of 6, etc. Gaither Homecoming, TN Joined November 2022-
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If I thought any of this was remotely true, I’d leave the ministry immediately
If I thought any of this was remotely true, I’d leave the ministry immediately
Guys, I've been at a Day Spa for 8 hours straight. When I got back to my phone, some dear sister named Kristi Noem had called the Prayer Line 37 times. Does anyone know what she wants???
Friends, I'll be taking a break from this hellscape called Twitter (now X). Even a magachurch pastor needs to attend to his emotional health, and frankly I need an extended time of healing and reflection. I'll see you sometime tonight after dinner.
Don’t let your detractors get you down. I had to inject some needed truth serum into this brother’s veins. But I know he’s better off for it!
This scene depicts when our Lord met with Pres Trump after a long day in court and told him, "It's not persecution when it's happening because you're a horrible human being."
Pray for Franklin Graham. He's under constant attack from the Evil One just for unapologetically being a shill for our dear Pres Trump. Please lift him up in prayer so he can continue fighting the Leftists who want to give money & jobs to the poor.
Pastors, your people NEED you to be RELATABLE! That's why this weekend I'm telling the story of how I found a Miller Lite in the woods when I was 14 and had to wrestle with temptation. I didn't drink it, of course, but I have in all ways been tempted like you. Relatable!!
When it comes to Supreme Court Justices who believe we need way more QAnon conspiracies and way less civil rights, Justice Clarence Thomas is a national treasure. There's no one quite like him!
I want to thank everyone who prayed for Pres Trump's colon conundrum. Please keep praying that the Miralax does its work overnight. Being accused of 34 felonies that you certainly did can be very stressful on the body!
I want to thank everyone who prayed for Pres Trump's colon conundrum. Please keep praying that the Miralax does its work overnight. Being accused of 34 felonies that you certainly did can be very stressful on the body!
In my church we believe that Jesus defeated death, but yoga pants are still putting up a pretty good fight
Crap, I did it again. I read one of Joel Osteen’s sermons to my congregation word-for-word, but I forgot to change the name of his wife in one of the stories. So now I have to call Heidi “Victoria” for the next week in front of people. Otherwise I’ll look like a fool.
For those of you in the know, Pastor Mark Driscoll has a pretty solid track record of repenting when he's asked nicely so I don't think this'll be much of a problem for him.
I got your Jezebel Spirit right here
Do I feel a little bit called out by this? Yes. But as I always say, "There's nothing to fear but fear itself."
Do I feel a little bit called out by this? Yes. But as I always say, "There's nothing to fear but fear itself."
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557 Followers 1K Following champion of truth and justice; love your neighbor; use your brain; be kind; science;
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@magachrchpastr @jovial_cynic Well, if the man upstairs doesn’t bear you on wings of eagles, at least you have the Cessna Citation II!
@magachrchpastr @jovial_cynic I hope you didn’t cut your vacation short for it. You need to rest and relax so you can adequately pastor (that pesky word) your flock.
@magachrchpastr Words have multiple uses. “Pastor” is also a delicious way to cook chicken. @jovial_cynic is trying to lead you astray. Walk the straight and narrow, pastor!!
@magachrchpastr What kind of woke nonsense is this?
@magachrchpastr The modern day Shepard likes to keep an eye on the flock from the comfort of a G Wagon
"Pastor" means "Shepherd," and throughout the bible, the shepherds are the lowly. They're poor. They're weak. Oh, and sometimes they're women. But God often speaks to them first. How "Pastor" got turned into "church CEO" is quite the grift.
@magachrchpastr Don’t skip dessert. See you on the other side.
In this South Dakota town, it was a tradition: waffle and eggs, a little pheasant hunting, then drag your puppy into a gravel pit and shoot her in the head. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
@magachrchpastr @GovKristiNoem @ASPCAPetIns @Franklin_Graham I like how you tagged her 😂
@magachrchpastr @GovKristiNoem @ASPCAPetIns @Franklin_Graham Do you raise dog pups up from the dead?
@magachrchpastr @GovKristiNoem @ASPCAPetIns @Franklin_Graham Just to talk to you probably
@magachrchpastr @GovKristiNoem @ASPCAPetIns @Franklin_Graham Dear Sister 😂
@magachrchpastr @GovKristiNoem @ASPCAPetIns @Franklin_Graham Don’t agree to sponsor any live nativity scenes in her state.
@magachrchpastr @GovKristiNoem @ASPCAPetIns @Franklin_Graham {probably} “Do all dogs got to heaven?”
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