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If you don't understand something someone is saying it's because they are too dumb to put in terms other people can understand, not because you're stupid. Keep asking clarifying questions - there are no dumb questions.
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Why is nobody talking about Business Rule coverage? link.medium.com/Q9eiUwqvvqb
For any non-trivial project time to production is inversely proportional to quality
Not how fast I can write the code … but ... How fast I can help other people read the code
A mindset flip is needed in software development - Tech Investment the opposite of Tech Debt: what we invest today to make sure we can deliver at pace tomorrow
"... our primary task as programmers isn't to write code, but to understand it." Adam Tornhill
Code needs to be read-optimised - why do so many developers generate so much write-optimised code?
Helping homeless people to make a living #bagissue #thebagissue
#thebagissue reducing single use plastic and helping homeless people. win-win
If you're going to write code that nobody else can understand then why are you using a high level language?
"We can not be agile if our code sucks" Venkat Subramaniam youtube.com/watch?v=nVZE53…
Great YT vid by @nicolas_frankel on Kotlin & Spring Boot. "I am not a great developer" is a sure sign of a great developer
If any employee becomes indispensable fire them immediately.
registerContainerConfiguration(); //Loads the main application configuration resource file. So not loadMainAplicationConfigurationFile();
I'm going to have to spen all day just deleting software from my PC this is bizarre!
Why can't you uninstall more than one program at a time in W7? Is it really rocket science? Is rocket science rocket science?
My PC can do 12,000,000,000 instructions per second. Why does it take half an hour to uninstall DevExpress??
How to write unmaintainabe code: thc.org/root/phun/unma… Interestingly I did once have a colleague who defined TRUE as 0 and FALSE as 1.
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