samelia @mailprivilege

going postal • co-writer @weedhitter 24 | he/she/they | ♒️ Joined September 2020

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samelia @mailprivilege

5 days ago

i am going to vacation in australia for the purposes of drinking chocolate milk and having sex with gay men, one woman

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republic of gamers land acknowledgement @weedhitter

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omg i literally hate reading my body is not equipped for all these words 😭😭😭 i read the words “contradictory duality” and my nose started bleeding 😭😭😭😭😭 i don’t like bi men because they’re GAY 🤯 not that hard to understand

caleb ❍ @xxaleb

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samelia @mailprivilege

2 weeks ago

when everything sucks this much, all we have left is our company. be nicer to the people around you. spare a thoughtful gesture or two

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samelia @mailprivilege

2 weeks ago

many of my friends and loved ones appear unhappy with their lives , all i can do is sigh on the window pane and scribble a heart with my finger

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Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes

4 weeks ago

To love with your life, brings the strength to rise through anything. To be loved by those you'd give your life for when you're going through hell, let's you experience that incredible state of knowing heaven in hell. Find those people and keep them close.

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samelia @mailprivilege

4 weeks ago

i’ve been on some bullshit recently LOL

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issithée chalamet @issypilled

4 weeks ago

here is a list i made of 20 hot men

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໊ @buffys

4 weeks ago

yes i am a man, yes i am a woman, yes i am she/her, yes i am he/him, no i am not trans, no i am not cis, yes i am trans, yes i am cis.

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samelia @mailprivilege

4 weeks ago

its so nice how there are words in the english language that automatically render any sentence as funny . theyre like the seasoning on a bagle

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samelia @mailprivilege

7 months ago

co worker threatened to yank my eyes out just for saying i like elizabeth holmes. why is every one so violent now

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samelia @mailprivilege

a month ago

standing alone

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samelia @mailprivilege

a month ago

drawing of me trying to draw

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samelia @mailprivilege

a month ago

i love ppl who say cringey stuff on purpose so that others can yell in their face. i love meaningless debates between someone acting in bad faith vs. someone who can’t detect bad faith actors. it’s never serious, like a dick measuring contest between a micropenis and a vagina

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samelia @mailprivilege

a month ago

plz do not put harassment bait on my timeline. stop going after strangers for talking shit about ur favorite celebrities. the rumor mill built on taylor swift’s shoulders cannot be dismantled through bothering random people. there are specific individuals who profit off misogyny

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samelia @mailprivilege

a month ago

just wished on a shooting star that i could one day be someone’s gay slave

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samelia @mailprivilege

a month ago

MY NAME IS EARL : the ballers choice of network sitcom . this man is always talking about his list , and the karma , and i cant get enough of it . hes a cheeky bastard you gotta love it . if jason lee was a creature he would be a raccoon