AMA @marachyj

just here for laughs. BTW, a RT≠ an endorsement Joined December 2010

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AMA @marachyj

2 days ago

Lmaoo who wants to be buying phone for over $1k😩😩😩

Tune, MBA, CISSP @CartuneNetwerk

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3 days ago

@ronkeaa lol that is why you need to define for yourself what success looks like if not you will keep hustling like he is ( nothing wrong with that btw)

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A Girl Named Jas @lmTheReasonWhy

5 days ago

Email the CEO. I’m deadass.

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the way i upgraded to a more expensive @TMobile plan a couple of years ago SPECIFICALLY because it allowed you to trade in for the new iphone every year and then today i go to the store to get the new iphone and they’re like “oh yeah that plan doesn’t exist anymore so you can’t trade in your phone” meanwhile i am still actively PAYING EVERY MONTH FOR THAT PLAN THAT SUPPOSEDLY DOES NOT EXISTAND IT’S MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE PLANS THAT DO EXIST please make this make sense @TMobileHelp

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Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta

4 days ago

In case people don’t know, this pastor is in an interracial marriage.

Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch

4 days ago

Christian nationalist pastor Dale Partridge won't let his daughter marry a devout Christian black man because he says it'll result in lower IQs for his descendants: "Before you decide that I'm crazy, just remember that our Christian forefathers treated interracial marriage as

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AMA @marachyj

4 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ryanair @Ryanair

5 days ago

and we’re a luxury airline

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5 days ago

🤣💀💀💀

Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder

5 days ago

@acbilanista I agree. When I travel, I always come one day early to familiarize myself with local recycling regulations

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David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin

6 days ago

Keeping everyone (including Africans) completely ignorant about Africa and the central role it plays in the economic and natural world is a core feature of Europeanised education, not a bug. You're not supposed to know that the DRC is the most resource-rich country in the world, with an estimated $24 trillion sitting under its soil. You're not supposed to know that the rise of "western civilisation" from the 15th century on was entirely made possible by European contact with Africa, and that the resources and labour extracted from coastal West Africa from 1492 onwards are the entire reason why both American continents exist in their current form. You're not supposed to know that both WW1 and WW2 were essentially wars fought over the right to African colonial domination and expansion, and that even the uranium that was used in "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki came from Shinkolobwe uranium mine in eastern DRC. You're not supposed to know that the reason the country of France exists in its current form is because tens of thousands of conscripted West African soldiers fought and won against the Nazis in Europe, and the French thereafter shipped them back to West Africa and massacred them at Camp Thiaroye in Senegal to avoid paying them their due wages. You're not supposed to know that there was nothing cold about the so-called Cold War, because the vast majority of the hot theaters it was physically fought in were on the continent of Africa. (Zimbabwe, DRC, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Angola, Eritrea, Zambia etc). You're not supposed to know that the ongoing Ukraine war and the war in the Sahel are in fact the same conflict being fought by the same 2 sides, and that the reason France is desperately pushing funding and arms to Ukraine even as it falls into internal crisis is that Ukraine is acting as its proxy army in West Africa, as it tries to regain its lost colonial territories there, especially Niger where the cheap yellowcake uranium for its famously cheap nuclear energy used to come from before the 2023 revolution. You're definitely not supposed to know that the entire global economy and system of trade as you know it is built on ruthless extraction from Africa and ensuring that Africa does not control anything it exports. You're not supposed to know that "Italian leather" doesn't come from Italy - it comes from Kano, Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that "Swiss chocolate" does not exist because cocoa does not grow anywhere in Switzerland or Europe - it comes from Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire and Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that Israel and the UAE control the global diamond and gold markets even though Israel has no diamond mine and the UAE has zero gold mines, because both resources are literally being stolen from the DRC and Sudan on an industrial basis. You're basically not supposed to understand that the entire geopolitical world as you know it, rests entirely on extraction from Africa, poverty of Africans, and your own ignorance about where everything you use comes from. Completely deliberate 500+ year-old feature, not accidental bug.

toniWoni🇯🇲 @heytoniwoni

a week ago

How did school teach us about the Amazon so much & never once mention the Congo Basin? It's the world's largest tropical carbon sink. The planet is literally breathing through it & nobody thought we should know 😳

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Chloe💖 @WinnieChloe2

7 days ago

Every woman should pay attention to this tweet. To every reply, maybe yall will learn to choose yourselves.

Juvy @JuvyWicks

a week ago

The reason I don’t deal With women in their early 20’s is because they still have light in their eyes. They still have goals and hope. I like mine 30+ with broken dreams and finally grasping reality.

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AMA @marachyj

a week ago

Wawu 🤭😅 up Naija women o

Darius @dariusogenyi

a week ago

as an American, if you want to be successful, marry a Nigerian woman. if you think i'm capping, ask @thesamparr and @brycent

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AMA @marachyj

a week ago

Chi m😩😩😩😩😩

Darius @dariusogenyi

a week ago

as an American, if you want to be successful, marry a Nigerian woman. if you think i'm capping, ask @thesamparr and @brycent

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AMA @marachyj

2 weeks ago

Mind you poor guy is probably funding extended families too. You all should sit your entitled asses down tf!

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AMA @marachyj

2 weeks ago

Emphasis on you not your friends what’s the confusion? 💀🤲🏾😅

hams @bryhami

2 weeks ago

Mfs talking bout it’s not Savannah money it’s LeBron money. What the FUCK is the point of a man if not to pay for you to have an easier life.

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TJ of Supreme @TyvellV61992

2 weeks ago

This is a perfect example why rich people should stay far away from broke minded people who thinks like this.

hams @bryhami

2 weeks ago

Idc if it’s entitled. If you a billionaire/married to a billionaire yes you should pay for my flights and yes they should be first class what the fuck. A billion is so much money it’s actually selfish as shit for you to not share the wealth.

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AMA @marachyj

2 weeks ago

@mara____x Omo ppl will take things anywhere sha kai

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AMA @marachyj

2 weeks ago

You ppl should pleaseeeeeeee

BabethLafont @BabethLafont

2 weeks ago

So when Savannah lands and there’s a car waiting for her…. Does the bestie take an uber? Public transportation?

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AMA @marachyj

2 weeks ago

Lmaoo ok let’s relax

kailah nicole, M.S. @KillaKai_

2 weeks ago

Don’t tell twitter this… they gone expect you to give it to one of your friends

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aaLuminati 👁 @SpoiledAaLona

2 weeks ago

Yall don’t even want to split the bill evenly at brunch and now it’s you’re upgrading your homegirl to first class. Please.

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AMA @marachyj

2 weeks ago

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Areola Grande @Overacheatah2

2 weeks ago

Savannah waiting for April to come from 23F

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AMA @marachyj

2 weeks ago

18 flights in 3 years and somehow I still need pqp to qualify for premier silver or whatever. Honestly why I don’t care too much about being loyal to these companies. Just down for whoever fits my budget and can get me where I need to be the fastest