Mark Surley @mark_surley
Joined November 2015-
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Mark Surley retweeted
Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.
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I am howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sitting on train and just overheard a lass on phone say"I haven't had chance to Dyson my hair today". Wasnt even aware that was a thing!
Ah he's throwing a tantrum! Ah no, it's a hairbrush!
Ah he's throwing a tantrum! Ah no, it's a hairbrush!
Sex is in its infancy in Gateshead!
Sex is in its infancy in Gateshead!
Of course. Pickled onion!
Of course. Pickled onion!
Possibly the best one yet!
Possibly the best one yet!
Decision should have been taken weeks ago!
Decision should have been taken weeks ago!
#ChampionsLeague #RMCity Gvardiol been watching Burnsy! @andymcbride1989 @Heatonstan @HeatStan @kev_lar1969 @StanSnaps
Mark Surley retweeted
Well played, IKEA 😀👌
Probably the best game I've seen at Grounsell in the 9 years since Me and Dad started coming to the games. Great game, great goals, great saves and great game management second half.
Probably the best game I've seen at Grounsell in the 9 years since Me and Dad started coming to the games. Great game, great goals, great saves and great game management second half.
Famin breakout in Byker! BBC News - Greggs hit by IT issue affecting card payments bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
Oh please let this be true! 🤣
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Turn all the seats 💺 around simple 🤷♂️
Turn all the seats 💺 around simple 🤷♂️
One of the best series I' ve seen recently.
One of the best series I' ve seen recently.
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BREAKING: Buckingham Palace has announced with profound regret that Royal Correspondent Nicholas Witchell has wanked himself into a coma
Didn't realise Longstaff was playing!
Didn't realise Longstaff was playing!
Mark Surley retweeted
Newcastle taste defeat in the capital #NUFC
Idiots!
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