markender138 @markender138
Just a normal average guy. ÜT: 33.513911,-84.240547 Joined September 2008-
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Baby jesus or anyone take the wheel cause my brain is on auto today.
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Ok just curious. If you purchased 1 item each on #McDonalds 1$ 2$ 3$ menu what would be the total without tax. I have an idea. #figurethisout
Ok so i say "Not today Satan" but he has my (being PG) man area cupped and twisting my nips. ???? #nottodaysatan
Hmmm. This quote "I can let you go and still love you." #quotes
Chick downstairs just said "Fishheaded Freddy is stupid." #funniestthing today
"My parrot Feather Locklear has never been nothing but respectful to you." #funniestthingtoday
Best thing read today. "Now, blow out your vagina and make a wish." #funny
Just stood here and watched someone steal ice and did nothing. Am i part of the problem? Lol #donothing
Ok i have become an old women yelling at her small dogs. #old
Am i the only one who feels bad about getting up and disturbing the dogs? #doggydad
So the most difficult thing to make for dinner is Breakfast. #breakfast
Just saw someone's name is "Tin Pho" lol #tinpho
This was really said on CNN. "I just kept pulling and pulling and thought 'My God! It's still coming,' #dirtymind
I am i wrong that i tell my dog when he gets up in the sugar glider cage that they will get out and eat his nose, pads on tbe feet and then dine on his ears. #sugargliders #badparent
May have layered a little to much today. T-shirt, thermal shirt, button down shirt, v-neck sweater, hoodie, and puffy vest. #stayingwarm
Got to love a fire drill on the day before a holiday. #firedrill
Partaking in an adult beverage. #christmas
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