Mark Goodman @markhgoodman
Quite possibly the most brilliant mind to currently reside in my house, and almost certainly the sexiest man to ever sit in this chair. bio.link/markgoodman Peterborough, UK Joined November 2009-
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Disturbing news from 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 today: a black hole, the most massive of its kind ever seen, "is relatively close by, at least in black hole terms, sitting just 2,000 feet away." It was nice knowing you all. bit.ly/4aUDe4C
To be honest, I'd always assumed that nanny was still wet-nursing him.
To be honest, I'd always assumed that nanny was still wet-nursing him.
Random thought: Elon Musk has quite chubby cheeks. There's therefore probably some comedic mileage to be had from calling him xHamster.
Aaaw, bless good old Piers. He was no doubt feeling a little left out after he saw all of the mockery that was being so genereously bestowed on other knee-jerky men with no discernible conception of satire.
Aaaw, bless good old Piers. He was no doubt feeling a little left out after he saw all of the mockery that was being so genereously bestowed on other knee-jerky men with no discernible conception of satire.
It really must be awful to have such a perilously fragile sense of masculinity. Dude, treat yourself to a gaudy-looking cocktail and listen to some ABBA. Life's honestly a lot more fun that way.
Trump has announced that he'll be running in 2024. What happened to the two-term limit? I thought that he said that he won in 2020. reut.rs/3hKoL4O
i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible
𝘍𝘛 journalist Gillian Tett being interviewed on 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭 4 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴 regarding Jacob Rees-Mogg's claim that interest rates are to blame for the current economic turmoil. Her considered appraisal? "Well, to use the non-technical term, that's pretty much bollocks". 😂
I'm quite sure that there's absolutely no cause for concern. bit.ly/3RHQNtW
Absolutely obscene at any time, let alone in the middle of a cost of living crisis. As people run out of ways to make ends meet and frontline services buckle under pressure, it beggars belief the Tories think this is the best use of taxpayers’ money. theguardian.com/politics/2022/…
can't believe they made mussolini a woman in the reboot. this woke nonsense has ruined yet another franchise
A Brit's thoughts on being part of The Queue: "I think it's the best thing I've ever done in my life, even having my children, Lily and Luca. I think this topped that".
I see that Liz Truss has been practising her eulogy to the Queen.
I'm not sure that "Porn utterly corrupts anyone who watches it, and I should know because I've been watching a lot of it" is quite the argument that Candace Owens seems to think that it is.
I'm not sure that "Porn utterly corrupts anyone who watches it, and I should know because I've been watching a lot of it" is quite the argument that Candace Owens seems to think that it is.
Nations, everyone in England is distracted. It’s the perfect time to get your stuff back from the British Museum.
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I think it would fun to start a nationwide protest that DeSatanist stole the election.
The ketchup bottles at Mar-a-Lago are going through some things
Trump is indeed furious this morning, particularly about Mehmet Oz, and is blaming everyone who advised him to back Oz -- including his wife, describing it as not her best decision, according to people close to him.
this girl is about to be Montana’s first trans person in congress
@DonaldJTrumpJr Is this an incitement to violence? Will you lead the charge or are you too much of a coward?
i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible
@elonmusk Please integrate Advanced Twitter Search into the main Twitter app? Only way to power search, many use it often, and it’s a broken experience since it lives on its own IRL.
Search within Twitter reminds me of Infoseek in ‘98! That will also get a lot better pronto.
The true measure of the prosperity of any nation is not the wealth of its millionaires, but the absence of poverty, the prevalence of health, the inclusion of its education system, the care it offers to its most vulnerable members, & the equality of opportunity it extends to all.
Got my flu shot today.
@GoodIdeaAdia @Steve_G_Lover So dang funny! I saw a screenshot of your response, re-tweeted it but had to pass by personally to salute you! 😎❤️🔥😎
@Steve_G_Lover You're not even seeing it that much. It's all in your head
can't believe they made mussolini a woman in the reboot. this woke nonsense has ruined yet another franchise
Candace Owens tells Ben Shapiro that porn is a leftist plot to destroy the nuclear family, and she has been doing her own research to prove it: “Even the seeds being planted on porn websites, which I did visit yesterday, are all incestuous.”
@markhgoodman Yup. This is what it comes down to. You can't buck The Queue.
Nations, everyone in England is distracted. It’s the perfect time to get your stuff back from the British Museum.
@unfortunatalie They'll be changing the pronouns in the National Anthem next 😕
😤 unacceptable
@unfortunatalie They'll be changing the pronouns in the National Anthem next 😕
Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.
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