MT💋💕💕 @martinetruelove
Science Technician extraordinaire! (not the words of my boss ) NO DM’s necessary, say it on the timeline, you have nothing to say that I need to hear privately. Nowhere near you Joined November 2011-
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Dm this morning, long winded reason why I should reply to him, one being he’s very tactile, we women know what that means when used in an initial introduction! Touchy feely! Keep your hands to yourself thanks 🤨
Walked through two big cobwebs on the way to the car, one was hanging from my hair when I got into the car!!! 🕸️🕸️🕸️🕸️🕸️
One of those days where I didn’t think it was going to be busy, but suddenly looked up at the clock and it was 30 minutes before leaving work, may the rest of the week continue like this.
I think I’ve swiped through everyone on the dating site, they more or less told me to piss off 😂
Just remembered it’s pay day! I was so good last month, I didn’t buy myself anything, so I can transfer a big amount into my savings account 😃
Early night for me soon, got a migraine coming on, my own fault for not taking the tablets quickly enough 🤨😠
Monday again, let’s get this week done, and it’s a nice little 3 week bank holiday!
Labour Party knocking on the door at this time, on a Sunday! I’m slouched down in the chair stuffing Easter egg ffs !
Sister feeling sorry because the resident bird is soaking wet! The cat not so much!
Don’t feel like watching another movie, might have to be bed for me.
Oh well I’ve put the ironing off long enough! Ffs
Pushed dad into going for a walk with me, he’s definitely struggling nowadays bless him, but he was really happy when he’d done it, I even volunteered to make the cuppa when we got back to his, that’s why I’m the favourite daughter ☺️😊😌
I knew freezing my arse off every morning and evening, and being totally miserable would pay off!! I’m £43 in credit with my gas and electricity! Who’s laughing now 🤨
Drunk kids shouting and swearing outside, filming themselves shouting “hamburgers” and running up and down, f*** off now, it’s midnight, don’t make me come out there!
Don’t know what’s gone wrong with my hair, but I’ve had to wash it, on a Thursday! 🤨
Lauren @laureng5783
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106K Followers 1K Following 29 years old Illustrator and Street Artist From Porto, Portugal Online Shop and Domestika Course 👇🏼@martinetruelove Hope it's not to hot the the classroom this afternoon as it's hot sitting here in the sun 🌞
@martinetruelove @TheNostalgicCo Agree, a happy mind leads to a healthy body.
@martinetruelove There's never a should be a reason why you should reply.I wouldn't even entertained and reply. I would just block the childish immature wanker. Men like that are so immature, and find it very difficult to get into a relationship in the first place with women.
13 years ago today our lives were shattered forever! Sentenced to a life time of grief and what ifs! Don’t ever tell a bereaved parent that time is a healer because it is NOT. He was just the most wonderful soul 💙💙💔💔 Cherish your children they are so precious xxx
@martinetruelove Just sexual again no idea how to be with a women on here
Happy Wednesday you lovely lot❤️another Zara bodysuit I’m loving🙌🏻 feeling fabulous & of to the gym💪🏻👊🏻have a great day much love from me as always ☕️❤️🥰😘#nofilteraever
@martinetruelove Good grief absolutely 💯 dangers xxx
@martinetruelove If blokes spoke like that at my place of work they would be sacked and thrown out by security xx ❤️🤣❤️🤣
@martinetruelove 🤣🤣 who cares if tactile just have a normal respectful convo
Sons took me to Gurkha restaurant, food was amazing. Then chef arrived with cake & candle. They even boxed up what food we cldn't finish . Was gd to have time with my boys 💚💚
@martinetruelove Imagine knowing ppl like that in the real world 🗺️ you would report em x
Happy 6th birthday to this handsome sausage 🐶
@martinetruelove They always spoil it and say something weird x 🤣🤣🤣
@martinetruelove I have no right to be picky! Ha