MJ @maryjanemalley
glasgow Joined September 2009-
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please please please let me get what i want
i lost my favourite cardigan two years ago and still, to this day, i’ve not gotten over it
i’ve vaped in places you couldn’t even imagine
the cuntiest of them all
best night ever 💍✨
i’ve been having way too much fun recently, i need to take it down a notch
I don’t care if I have micro plastics in my body. You know what else is in there? Love. Joy. Kindness. They will take care of the micro plastics
Past Lives (2023) dir. Celine Song
went to view a flat tonight and you had to walk through the bedroom to get to the kitchen, so class! that’s exactly what people want!
i am addicted to rightmove, always on rightmove, dreaming about being on rightmove
one year off contraception: it got worse before it got better and i almost gave up and went back on it BUT no more spots, no bloating, no mood swings, regular periods + just generally feeling healthier and happier 🌞✨
the best case for exercise I currently have is that experiencing your body being able to do something it could not do before is a visceral, undeniable message to your subconscious that change in your life is possible
four people in my life call me beans and it would be so weird if anyone else called me it. and it’s only cos one time at a gaff i was on it and said i wish my nickname was beans.
four people in my life call me beans and it would be so weird if anyone else called me it. and it’s only cos one time at a gaff i was on it and said i wish my nickname was beans.
i luv my friends
do you know what the perfect parts unknown episode to watch is when you’re violently hungover? the thailand episode when he eats blood soup.
trying to book my wedding venue and a mortgage advisor on the same day, i’m such an adult
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This is fun: went to put my reading glasses on my shirt but rather than go on the collar, they went through a slovenly hole I hadn’t noticed in my ZZ Top shirt. What a hoot!
please please please let me get what i want
Day off on your birthday is essential. A present from me, to me. Cake or drinks with my colleagues in the office the day after, sure. But not on my actual birthday, I dont care if I dont have any plans at all, its a matter of principle. Work wont take that from me.
Wishing I had done this actually, Stevie
Not to be dramatic but I’d die for him x
anatomy of a fall (2023) dir. justine triet
one of my most favourite paintings ever btw:
i wish other animals could smoke. smoking a cigarette with a raccoon or raven would fix me
What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world
Minimum pricing surely takes a huge portion of the blame. For some of those that are reliant on alcohol, going into unsupervised alcohol withdrawal because you can’t afford your next drink can fucking kill. Like actually kill. Put money into treatment and recovery.
BREAKING | Scotland's alcohol deaths worst in UK as rates hit record high. news.stv.tv/scotland/scotl…
he studied jack harlowfication at white boy swagger university and he passed with distinction i fear
might get heavily into the genre known only as "music you get hit with on instagram"
MJ… why did you wear the appropriation dress. My father’s Woke
Caveat to this would be if the child in question happened to be my primary school best friend who's house I used to always think I was stuck in whenever I would dissociate from ketamine, which would mean i had imagined him. In which case, let the children in.
the worms will NOT care about how many wrinkles u have when they see ur delicious corpse in the dirt they will be sooo excited to host a feast with all their friends. u will be the most special guest at the worm dinner party and it’ll all be ok♥️
THANK YOU
@lilyallen you said no one contacts you about Miss me? I know probably not the same as a friend getting in touch but ABSOLUTELY LOVE the podcast! It’s so fabulous to hear such strong brilliant women chatting about genuine issues and fun conversations
the cuntiest of them all
Whenever a vet tells me a procedure will cost more than $40, I make a hearty stew out of my pet that night.
what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
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