Matt Aromando @mattaromando
Comedy writer, performer, and filmmaker. (he/him) youtube.com/mattaromando New York, NY Joined April 2009-
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In the late 19th century, migrant workers, colloquially known as hobos, had a "hobo code" they used to mark businesses with messages for other hobos. Cut to now, and this is what it would be like if brunch culture adopted a "brunch code." youtu.be/Iohkvp8CqZ0
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Cafes can get a little busy with people on dates, people camping out on wi-fi all day, and other types of loitering. The coffee shop scarecrow keeps the cafe from getting too "bloated" with customers. youtu.be/Z1AVXDeg6fE
INCENTIVE AVAILABLE: Name A Character Name one of the characters! Name them after you, a loved one, your archnemesis, almost whatever. (Up to my discretion.) seedandspark.com/fund/council-o…
Why the heck am I asking people to fund this project? Check out my pitch video! youtu.be/TkHK-1ShfT8
You can follow my Seed&Spark without pledging anything! (And if I reach 250 followers, I get access to filmmaker rewards for free!) seedandspark.com/fund/council-o…
I’m raising funds to produce a new short about a panel where you can bring your minor complaints about life to be heard. It’s called Council of Grievances and you can find out more on my campaign page! seedandspark.com/fund/council-o…
These dads are here at a fundraiser for their kids' youth baseball league to bid on items that dads love! What will be the most bidded-on item? What deals will these dads walk away with? Perhaps dads aren't as predictable as they may seem. youtu.be/cCyv5tVUwY4
Is it Kevin Bacon or Kevin Pastrami? Either way, Kevin is trying to hide his true identity because that’s what celebrities do! Meanwhile, he can’t escape the fact that he loves being a celebrity and has to keep letting the cat out of the bag. youtu.be/uBQA7lIifjo
This genie isn’t normal. She doesn’t come from an oil lamp but from a gaslight. How would a gaslight genie be different than the genies we’re all used to? They might accuse you of misremembering things, overreacting, and insist you’re always wrong. youtu.be/N5zDze0zw_E
It’s a slumber party, but everyone is busy checking social media on their phones. Can a game of “truth or dare” bring the girls into the present? youtu.be/InqSVVIZISE
The marketing department has a few changes for the Chef Boyardee brand and the namesake mascot isn’t sure he agrees with the board. youtu.be/QD9yN6Rzm5c
Some people want a fixer-upper home, a place they can make their own. Not here, though. Brie does not wish to confront any issues in her life, whether residential or social. youtu.be/lJT-nlrALoE
Christmas lights—a delightful seasonal treat or a dangerous plot years in the making? Hear out my theory and make up your mind. youtu.be/Zhm-dUdur_w
You can find me on Threads. threads.net/@mattaromando
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