Matthew Sherman @mattjack54

Mel couldn't have taken his shoes off before jumping in the pool?! #GoldenBachelor

Falling in love?!?! It's the first episode! #GoldenBachelor

Tell me the producers gave the women practical sleeping arrangements and finally did away with the bunkbeds. #GoldenBachelor

Dutch talk-show host Lubach put together an absolutely savage takedown of Disney after they bowed down to the Trump administration to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air

So how many of the women are here out of spite? #GoldenBachelor

Diane is a lot more active than I am. #GoldenBachelor

I hate that I missed the Season 2 premier of #HighPotential, but I like that I finally have something non-Bachelor related to live tweet about again.

Spencer and Jess are engaged! The moment we've ALL been waiting for is finally here. This shitty season was worth it! #BachelorInParadise

Jesse's face is telling me "Shit! Production wasn't supposed to write that much on the check!" #BachelorInParadise

SPENCER AND JESS BOTH CHOSE LOVE!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!! #BachelorInParadise

Probably in the minority here but I can’t help but take Kat’s side. EVERYONE has something they wouldn’t want announced. She didn’t cheat. She is openly discussing it with the person she needs to. If Sean was concerned for Dale he would have talked to Dale #bachelorinparadise

sean and allyshia are the trashiest, nastiest, most evil “couple” we have seen on paradise. not surprised his dads a shitty politician. #BachelorInParadise

Me watching Jess and Spencer even consider the money: #BachelorInParadise

"The money isn't the prize. It's the final test." Yes because we didn't already know that weeks in advance. #BachelorInParadise

Kat: "He's obviously not a good person." #BachelorInParadise

Allyshia: "He's not the only ones getting the letters." #BachelorInParadise

Dale getting ready to clap back! #BachelorInParadise

Sean: "I was going home with Allyshia and that's all that mattered to me. I won Paradise in my mind." I mean that is how #BachelorInParadise was supposed to work, before the producers decided to fuck it all up.

Lea: Kat is having a mental breakdown. Sean: I don't care! #BachelorInParadise

Sean and Allyshia are really leaning to being the season's villains. "Prime Sinister" is a damn good label for Allyshia and Sean is out here looking like a young Homelander! #BachelorInParadise