Matt @mattjoslin

Husband. Dad. Skilled computer restarter; Helicopter 🚁pilot; Likes: Fizzy cola bottles, Gin, Snooker. Dislikes: cucumber, mess. $BTC @mljsystems Joined February 2009

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stupid tech takes (postgres/acc) @stupidtechtakes

13 hours ago

Not true.

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joseph.eth @josephdelong

2 weeks ago

We live in the ruins of a once great society

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Jack 🎗️ @j4ppleby

a month ago

Met Police: 'Punch HER in the balls'

Graham Linehan 🎗️ @Glinner

5 months ago

Met Police: 'Punch HER in the balls' https://t.co/XTImOUkhYM

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

2 months ago

crying

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Vijay Boyapati @real_vijay

2 months ago

To fully understand Bitcoin you need to be an economist, a computer scientist, a lawyer, a psychologist, a game theorist, and a politician. Many Bitcoiners happily accept this challenge.

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Carl Sagan on why books are human’s greatest invention: “What an astonishing thing a book is. It's a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you're inside the mind of another person, maybe…

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Matt @mattjoslin

3 months ago

Sat in the national pool for two and a half hours and it’s absolutely boiling in here. Jeezz 🥵

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Matt @mattjoslin

3 months ago

I wish I was able to quiet my brains inner voice down and get some sleep. It’s non stop #3amclub

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Alaska Virendra @wocfemed

4 months ago

Lol🤣🤣🤣

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Met Office Storms @metofficestorms

4 months ago

Hurricane #Erick is now expected to reach major hurricane status before landfall on the southern coast of #Mexico. Rainfall totals in excess of 400mm (16") possible in places.

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Terrible Pics @TerriblePic

4 months ago

@MattWallace888 Pratik Joshi had been living in London for six years. A software professional, he’d long dreamed of building a life abroad for his wife and three young children, who stayed back in India. After years of waiting for due clearances, the dream was finally coming true. Just two…

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Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3

4 months ago

Service Dog alerts owner of an episode before she knows it Sound on 📹 Serviceaussiebailey

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Out Of Context Snooker @OOCSnooker

5 months ago

Right then, best go and catch up with the missus, see how she’s been over the last 2 weeks 😅

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Stack Hodler @stackhodler

5 months ago

Create value, stack Bitcoin, get married, have kids, take your family to the seaside. Life is simple.

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Matt @mattjoslin

5 months ago

Could it be a mark vs Ronnie final?

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Matt @mattjoslin

5 months ago

Absolute snooker perfection. John Higgins vs Mark Williams. Went the distance to the final black. Good commentary team. Glorious. @BBCSnooker #snookerworldchampionship @markwil147

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Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner

5 months ago

The blackouts that happened today across Spain & Portugal are a good reason why Cash needs to stay alive. When ATM’s & card machines are down with no power you can’t buy food/water. But good old cash can be used. Cash is king. Long Live Cash. Bosh❤️

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Phil @philtarrant

7 months ago

@JamesMelville Induction Hobs great unless you’ve got a pacemaker.. ☠️

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Jeremy Squirrell @Jes_Squirrell

7 months ago

A thread 🧵 for @rachelreeves and @Keir_Starmer We are a family farm in Mid Suffolk, growing combinable crops and producing free range eggs. Back during the last Labour government we were struggling to make decent margins, so we explored alternative income streams and diversify

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Michael Brown @MrMBrown

8 months ago

The Bank of England appear to have forgotten that their job is to get inflation back to 2%, and not to cut Bank Rate in an effort to prop up growth and make up for the Government's fiscal ineptitude