street side flower @mauk_mauk

like iCarly, but biKarlee she/her Joined September 2013

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Rave Sashayed @_sashayed

3 years ago

florist informed my mom the chapel we're doing our tiny ceremony in is full of ghosts.. my mom was like "oh! ok! will they...will they enjoy the wedding?" and the florist said confidently "oh, YES."

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Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot

3 years ago

Moocowbaby the cow (BabyTY Collection). Birthday: none.

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berk (worm girl) 🍉🪱🏁🤡 @icaruspendragon

3 years ago

Say what you want about me but at least I refuse to be anything other than authentic & honest about who I am & what I believe on the internet. I’m not gonna bend my morals or beliefs for clout & I’m sure as shit not gonna step on folks so I can get higher on the social ladder.

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剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage

3 years ago

every beer should cost $1. some items need to cost $1 no matter what variety or quality the item is. beer, hot dog, chapstick, u get it

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street side flower @mauk_mauk

3 years ago

ive never watched bojack horseman but from what ive seen online its how men do shadow work?

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Meredith Frost @MeredithFrost

3 years ago

Wise words from the late great Andre the Giant, who would've been 76 years old today.

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street side flower @mauk_mauk

3 years ago

biggest fan right here!

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Rafaella Marcus @RafaellaMarcus

3 years ago

One of my favourite things I ever learned is that women did not start dying in childbirth in high numbers until the 17th century, when male doctors took over from midwives. Midwives prioritised the life of the mother over the child all through the Medieval period 1/

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aaliya🍓 @shutterleo

3 years ago

i know Margot Robbie didn’t accept the role of barbie just to be barbie, I’m telling you guys, this movie is about to be fucked up 😭

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Susan Sarandon @SusanSarandon

3 years ago

There’s still plenty of time 💅

jo @jo_barchi

3 years ago

There’s still plenty of time 💅

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

3 years ago

people really think saying “I knew you couldn’t be JUST a WAITRESS” is a compliment when in reality it could not be more insulting and condescending

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

3 years ago

restaurant customers who ask “so what do u REALLY want to do with your life?” should have to pay their server’s student loans

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Tay Rae Gems & Jewelry @tayraegems

3 years ago

the way the little blue stone matches!!! love 💗

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eris @dirtfruit

3 years ago

u ok finn

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PAUL @RAVENSCOON

3 years ago

good morning

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street side flower @mauk_mauk

3 years ago

can i get all my playlists organized this way please

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street side flower @mauk_mauk

3 years ago

youtu.be/rJABBmAMXnY do you remember where you were ??

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street side flower @mauk_mauk

3 years ago

is wild things becoming my favorite movie? and is that the biggest red flag of all time?

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street side flower @mauk_mauk

4 years ago

someone pls quick😩

Liberty 🌟 @liberty_malley

4 years ago

someone pls quick😩

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i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla

4 years ago

we did not evolve to have "jobs." we evolved to live in a group of like 20-30 people who mostly hung out. you'd shoot the shit and pick some berries and draw a fat horse on a cave wall and that was your day.