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Can we just go ahead and rename "Speed Limit" signs "Minimum Speed"
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Went to Walmart tonight and one of those sales ppl in the store asked me who my electric provider was and I said "branch." She was like "oh you own a ranch?" I said "yeah." And she was like "oh okay thank you sir." That's gonna be my new response to sales people: I own a ranch.
Why do cops give tickets for "reckless driving"? I thought the point was not to get in wrecks...
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