MC Hammersmith @mc_hammersmith
Hip hop comedy. UK Tour 2026 now on sale! Please dear god follow me on Instagram instead. linktr.ee/mchammersmith Edinburgh Joined February 2017-
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A story in three parts (like how most orders from Temu arrive)
What should I rhyme with next? Comment and let me know! 🎤
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@mc_hammersmith is the world's leading freestyle rapper to emerge from the ghetto of middle-class west London. With new lyrical wax for 2025 - this is guaranteed to be a fun show, come and liven up your Wednesday with us! Ticket link in comments. #MCHammersmith #Freestyle #Rap
Sick bars I’d drop if I was in a rap battle 🔥
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Tickets limited for MC Hammersmith this May at The Slaughter House. See laughterhousecomedyclub.com/collections/ma… to book now. #MCHAMMERSMITH
Excellent. My plan worked. I now demand free sausage rolls for life.
Excellent. My plan worked. I now demand free sausage rolls for life.
Rap battling a Greggs Your turn @GreggsOfficial
MC Hammersmith retweeted
We're putting the spotlight on Fresh Comedy 🎤😂 Here's our Thursday top picks of upcoming tours from rising stars of the comedy circuit: 💥 Ania Magliano 💥 MC Hammersmith 💥 Sophie Duker 💥 Stuart McPherson Explore more Fresh Comedy 🎟️ >> bit.ly/4g8eWq1
Freestyling until I accidentally diss myself
Finale Mic Drop Monday No.53 The final video of Mic Drop Mondays. This song is available now on Spotify, Apple Music, and all major streaming platforms - along with the rest of Mic Drop Mondays (Volume 2). Thank you so much to everyone for following, listening, watching and…
Christmas Mic Drop Monday No.52
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Multi-award winning hip-hop comedian @mc_hammersmith will take The MC Stands For Middle Class tour across the UK next year 🙌 Book tickets now 👉 livenation.uk/KEbo50UsuHn
I'm Performing Live Mic Drop Monday No.50 UK and Ireland tour tickets here! 🎟️ mchammersmith.com/uk-tour-shows
Beatbox Duet Mic Drop Monday No.49
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@JasonManford @mc_hammersmith You are a very funny human @JasonManford. Thank you for a wonderful night! 100% agree that comedy is art as you make it look so easy! @mc_hammersmith in awe of how you can create your amazing raps on the spot! You both made a cold, wet Wednesday in November a fabulous night!
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