Cara @mediumbrew
I shared a womb with someone else for nine months, did you? Uranus Joined August 2011-
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I’m honestly super surprised tattoos aren’t seen as a symbol of wealth in today’s day and age. If it’s done right they’re HELLA expensive? But instead of seeing this $1,000 piece of art, they’re stigmatized as “classless” and seen as a disgrace in the workplace
Me: sitting on the couch after rubbing a generous amount of CBD salve on my knees My boyfriend: are your legs high yet?
I stopped goin where the drinks had been flowin, I’m all sobered up now my feelings are showin
I beat a guy in line to the Dunkin’ Donuts drive through and he was pissed and swearing at me, arms in the air and everything. So to get him back I paid for his coffee.
Dear girl on my “people I may know” I don’t know you. I would love to know you. Please let me know you
Nahh sis energy is a whole MOOD, This how every bitch should announce they single 🤩
For real though where do I stream every episode of degrassi ever
My hormones went haywire, a memoir #noragretstho
Today my boyfriend forgot the word for apostrophe so instead he called them “space commas”
I accidentally called my boyfriend Aladdin twice this morning. His name is Alan but I don’t think that’s an excuse.
I donno when I became such a hateful cynic but at least I recognize that I am one? 🤷🏼♀️
The words stinky and smelly do to me what the word moist does to the rest of the world. No one knows how carefully I choose my words in the context of foul smells.
Me: “I’m gonna buy this zip lock bag of cough drops so they don’t spill all over my car!” Also me: doesn’t seal zip lock so they spill all over my car
I don’t know Billie Eilish I haven’t heard her music but so many people are ripping her to shreds and they forget she’s a FUCKING CHILD DUDE. Y’all really got nothing better to do than make fun of children
if you're not upset with our country right now you probably fit into one of these categories: - straight, white male - believes that a sky wizard makes all the rules - IQ is below 10 - calls people that recycle 'treehuggers'
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