Megan Caruso @megatrollll

music, mostly | thoughts are my own 🎶 @Festival_Squad Chicago, IL Joined January 2009

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HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane

9 months ago

Welcome back from the dark side… open.spotify.com/track/2AgVE87K…

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jess @jesspressotini

a year ago

if the benders start catching up to you, just run faster man

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Dan Ozzi @danozzi

a year ago

if the oasis reunion tanks it will be a reminder to never reconcile with your enemies. just let your resentments and personal grudges eat away at you until one of you dies like God intended.

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Megan Caruso @megatrollll

a year ago

@ the word “Queue” — explain yourself

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Cat Garcia 🐈‍⬛ @bycatgarcia

a year ago

she tricked me, but somehow my sleuthing skills knew she was going to ask me to help her with this last week 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Megan Caruso @megatrollll

a year ago

she tricked me, but somehow my sleuthing skills knew she was going to ask me to help her with this last week 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Megan Caruso @megatrollll

a year ago

So @bycatgarcia is coming to hang and also help me put my AC units in. Cat if you’re reading this THANKS it’s too late for you to turn around now you’re already driving love you see you soon

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Megan Caruso @megatrollll

a year ago

The word hideous is so underrated lmao

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Megan Caruso @megatrollll

a year ago

Why is every woman online who leaves a review about pants like “these are great for tall girlies!!!” And their listed height is 5’6”. What elementary school do you live in

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Megan Caruso @megatrollll

2 years ago

The time honored tradition of giving a bartender your number and then standing up to make sure he’s not shorter than you, a tradition shared by me and other tall women alone. Today we won.

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Megan Caruso @megatrollll

2 years ago

JIM HARBAUGHS BUFFS SEND TWEET

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I’m convinced rental cars aren’t real. They don’t exist. They let you book one and pay in full and then they laugh in your face like wow you really thought you were getting a car???? Hahah no cars sorry bye, we’ll consider refunding you

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Megan Caruso @megatrollll

2 years ago

Me: *singing along to the radio* My mom: “I introduced you people to some good music.” You people?! your kids????? 😂

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EDM Identity @EDMIdentity

2 years ago

🚨 Contest Time 🚨 We’re giving away a pair of @johnsummit block party tix for this Saturday 👀👀 and everyone knows this is a can’t miss show 🔥 To Enter: - RT & Like - Must be following @EDMIdentity - Tag your friends in a comment Winner will be contacted Wednesday night,…

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Cat Garcia 🐈‍⬛ @bycatgarcia

2 years ago

all i’m saying is all y’all weirdos better stfu with your christmas bullshit today

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Megan Caruso @megatrollll

2 years ago

Me: in my element, ecstatically happy, obnoxiously bubbly to everyone around me, ready to finally enjoy outdoor activities again Everyone around me: more miserable than they’ve ever been in their entire life lmfao