Dan Ozzi @danozzi
America's Only Music Writer™ | https://t.co/pQ5iywQJHB danozzi.com Los Angeles Joined November 2009-
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today in ZERO CRED i interviewed rock n roll photographer extraordinaire @mandrs who took the ICONIC photo on the cover of my book SELLOUT. (i'm giving away signed prints to paid subscribers) she just released a new photo zine with slaughter beach, dog. danozzi.substack.com/p/amanda-fotes…
running a poll in this to see if jack white is actually angry about mount rushmore or if he's just goofing around and i can't believe it's tied danozzi.substack.com/p/deep-shame-i…
running a poll in this to see if jack white is actually angry about mount rushmore or if he's just goofing around and i can't believe it's tied danozzi.substack.com/p/deep-shame-i… https://t.co/AiOK8TmJuC
wrote about making an ass of myself this week plus other fun crap danozzi.substack.com/p/deep-shame-i…
This week has sucked, but at least time not a poser 😪
from now on, anyone who upgrades to a paid subscription of my newsletter ZERO CRED receives this personalized membership card. this is the only official way to prove that you are NOT A POSER. annual subscriptions are 50% off danozzi.substack.com/p/get-your-off…
‘I’ve somehow Outlived so many of my friends and people that were technically doing so much better than me…….. What’s the True Prize to this Game of Life?’
something that i learned from this chat is that a good interview question is: tell me about your nightmares.
something that i learned from this chat is that a good interview question is: tell me about your nightmares.
many are saying this!
Susan is once again wearing her Simpsons jacket she received in 1995 when she guest-starred as Bart's ballet teacher in "Homer vs. Patty and Selma." Every guest star typically gets a jacket (or at least used to). She often wears hers publicly, more than any other guest star.
Susan is once again wearing her Simpsons jacket she received in 1995 when she guest-starred as Bart's ballet teacher in "Homer vs. Patty and Selma." Every guest star typically gets a jacket (or at least used to). She often wears hers publicly, more than any other guest star.
bumping this because this album is out today and it's addictive!
the so called "greatest generation" survived ONE world war. big deal. i have endured ELEVEN t----r s---t album cycles.
COURTNEY LOVE INTERVIEW: The music industry is built on a foundation of inequality. No musician will be truly free until the shackles of artistic oppression are dismantled. [three lines later] And Bluey can eat my ass. Him and that contemptible Peppa Pig. Two fucking slobs.
the new gouge away album absolutely rips. had a great talk with vocalist christina michelle about pre-tour stress dreams, learning to do things on the fly, and being influenced by the spice girls danozzi.substack.com/p/gouge-away-c…
in honor of @thursdayband's new song i went digging through my SELLOUT archives and pulled out some photos of my cover boys danozzi.substack.com/p/the-triumpha…
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Thursday ends a 13-year break from new music with a pointed song. Here's Geoff Rickly and Co. on "Application for Release From the Dream." nytimes.com/2024/04/12/art…
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Message from President Minouche Shafik. Read the complete message: president.columbia.edu/news/message-p…
I teach a class on technology and fascism, and today we literally talked about fascist discourses and how they adopt food as a symbol of presumed virility or weakness. Anyways, on an unrelated note, please feel free to read this screenshot.
Which university in Gaza would they enroll at, you stupid cow
I get a strange inkling that all these Columbia and UCLA students running around yelling “Free Palestine” would not be jumping at the opportunity to do a semester abroad in Gaza.
Israel destroyed all the universities in Gaza.
I get a strange inkling that all these Columbia and UCLA students running around yelling “Free Palestine” would not be jumping at the opportunity to do a semester abroad in Gaza.
@davidaxelrod trying to smash the square peg of reality into the round hole of your idiot world view...just keep smashing buddy!
OH MY GOD LET IT GO
Ryan Gosling and Mikey Day are on #TheFallGuy red carpet as Beavis and Butthead
@JMfreespeech if youre so proud of your face why are you using a pic from 1996
Probably.
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I supported @danozzi and all i got was the punk version of twitter verified 😂
@TNGoldenBoy why won't these teenagers hang out with me, a weird middle-aged man who is unaffiliated with their school but still lurking around campus for unclear reasons??
Every single evil American loves Israel because they are this weird mix of our horrific past, crumbling present, and dystopian future. They long for it and relish it and pine for it all at once.
@NateSilver538 Young people don’t like seeing thousands of innocent kids murdered. It’s actually not that complicated for non-robots to understand.
Wearing a jawbreaker shirt and a dude at a bus stop got EXTREMELY AMPED THAT I LIKE SALT
This week has sucked, but at least time not a poser 😪
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
Of course you wouldn’t, you’re a boot licker! You love your Fascist piggies, this is the least surprising thing you will ever say.
Why would I ever defund the police when they’re about to help these spoiled children face consequences for the first time in their privileged, antisemitic, $80,000 a year tuition lives?
Great news, friends. We have finished writing our seventh and possibly best album. There’s still a long road ahead of rehearsing, demoing, and recording, but we are so amped on what we’ve come up with and can’t wait to share. More to come.
you see? nobody listens. i warned every one college campuses were toxic after i was called Gay & got expelled for drinking a beer too slowly