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Had a dream I was on the Great British Bake Off and the voice over for my B reel said, "When he's not perfecting his Choux pastry, Chris spends his time writing bad fiction." Then the camera zoomed in on my laptop where I had written "Herbert waddled into the room like a fuck."
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Mick Carrigan @mmcarrigan
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715 Followers 505 Following Est. 1977 & (online) 2012. CSU, Chico's literary publication, featuring: Poetry, Fiction, Nonfiction and Art.
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Rougarou @RougarouJournal
2K Followers 3K Following Rougarou: Journal of Arts & Literature is a bi-annual online literary journal run by the English graduate students of the University of Louisiana at Lafayette.