michelleshokt @michelleshokt
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These are 3 of the 4 pieces I had in the For Lovers Only show at The Insomnia Gallery in Houston yesterday. My boyfriend and son both said they hope they don’t sell because they want to bring them back home 🥰🥰🥰
If you don’t have an economics degree like Greta, they’ll mock you for not having one. If you DO have one, as I do, they’ll claim it’s illegitimate. Haters gonna hate & deniers will deny. They will deny logic, science, and environmental consensus in order to protect oligarchy.
U.S. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin takes a swipe at 17-year-old Swedish climate activist @GretaThunberg, says she’s in no position to give economic advice until she goes to college and comes out with an economics degree. apne.ws/mtD6qLY
Bobby Dynamite, the train guy, is my cousin and he says he has a great view of everything happening on the field and promises there were no vibrating devices on any of the players.
@iamphyllis Affect is the Action; Effect is the End result (capitalization used to help you remember which goes with which)
@somosLosAstros Umm.. I don’t know that I’ve *ever* ironed shorts or tshirts...?
Wintery watercolors
ASTROS ACES TEE ON SALE NOW! store.barstoolsports.com/products/aces-…
@RealJoshReddick Congrats!!! From the mom of one Maverick to the new parents of another ❤️
Someody tell @Mike_Pence that these men were once fetuses.
This image will go down in history. New video shows shows Mike Pence callously observing and turning his back on severe overcrowding of men in cages at a detainment facility in Texas.
HE DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH A 12 YEAR OLD. HE RAPED A CHILD. ENOUGH! @latimes CORRECT THIS MESS!!!!!
An Orange County man who had sex with a 12-year-old girl he met on the Tinder dating app will spend more than a year behind bars, court records show. ow.ly/9MEX30p6JZc
I stand with the women in Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, and everywhere, who have the right to decide what happens to their bodies, as we all do.
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An Orange County man who had sex with a 12-year-old girl he met on the Tinder dating app will spend more than a year behind bars, court records show. ow.ly/9MEX30p6JZc
I would love this!!
An Orange County man who had sex with a 12-year-old girl he met on the Tinder dating app will spend more than a year behind bars, court records show. ow.ly/9MEX30p6JZc
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Yosemite is amazing in the winter. Too beautiful here… Edge
Trump to woman reporter: "She's shocked I picked her, she's in a state of shock” Reporter: “I'm not, thank you Mr. President” Trump: "I know you're not thinking, you never do” Reporter: "I'm sorry?" Trump: "Go ahead" This is institutionalized misogyny.
Dr. James Allison and Dr. Tasuku Honjo’s immunotherapy discovery uses our own body’s defenses to destroy cancer. Today’s @NobelPrize award is a significant leap toward ending cancer as we know it and paving the path to a cure. Congratulations and thank you.
America's Teacher of the Year is running for Congress — here's her first campaign ad
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