Middlbury Collage ➐ @middlesbury
the finest liberal arts school in Pennsylvania, Connecticut - (parody/satire plz don’t sue we don’t wanna take the LSAT) Joined August 2020-
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At Middlebury you can be anything. From the CEO of PayPal, to adjacent to the CEO of PayPal
Oh those grad caps aren’t a real thing we just wanted to see how many people we could trick into wearing those dumb things suckersss
Congrats men who wear your masks under your noses, you win.
The Allen Dungeon freshman to Skater Boy pipeline is something we’ve been perfecting for a while now.
Remember: you can now “eat outside” not “eat-out sides” - still no rimming!
Trying to think of new rules to keep students beholden to our whims & demands post pandemic - drop ur ideas in the comments!
We’re going to keep our “only sports teams can travel” rule in place for the rest of time. We realised if you don’t kick a ball for us we’d rather you stayed put where nobody can see you.
We had to haul pubsafe out of the vaccine clinic today - they didn’t get that students can take these shots in public
If you are one of the alleged biddies who went to Florida for break...I swear to god every single one of us in the admin will sleep with your rich dad.
An update on the State Alert: Phil Scott hates all of you
An update on the State Alert: Phil Scott hates all of you
Whoever keeps trying to suspend this account...our Father Mr Painter, Gamliel will be hearing about this.
You can’t adjust the curve on your Midd Marriage match either
An update on the update: Please consult the website unless you’re on the website in which case dm the first person you match w on tinder. It is safe to leave but only if you do so by skateboard. If we see a single one of you on a bicycle we will shut down for the semester.
Th collg has launchd a full scal investigation into whr our missing lttr that sounds lik “B” is. Middlbury will not rst until it’s found. If you know whr it has gon DM us ASAP.
If 100 days falls on this Friday but there’s no beer garden on McCullough lawn did it even happen?
Roses are red, Grille booths are wide, Come on babe, We’ve got a Panther to ride Happy Valentine’s Day 😘💋
On this Super Bowl Sunday we’d like to remind you that Middlebury allegedly also has a football team
If you don’t get the class you need in registration just take a deep breath, count to three, pour yourself some tea, and drop out
clairey @clairecm7
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James Chase Sanchez @JChaseSanchez
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Sarah Asch @sarahradinasch
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Philip Hoxie 🇺🇸.. @phoxie58
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Garda Ramadhito (he/h.. @GRamadhito
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Kate Porterfield @KatePorterfield
111 Followers 282 Following PhD candidate @UVM_CEE & @GundInstitute studying nutrient cycling and ecological design | Middlebury '18.5
Winslow Colwell @snowshoedancer
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Elizabeth Lee @eslee_123
171 Followers 558 Following Associate Director of Comms w/ @StanfordGSB. Fmrly @BrookingsInst, @CenteronBudget. @Middlebury alum. Tweets are my own. RTs are not endorsements.
Zach Levy @reconslippers
66 Followers 376 Following Long time listener, first time caller. Not exactly sure why I’m here.
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10 Followers 14 Following was going to post this on front porch forum but—
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Isabel Linhares @IzzyLinhares
22 Followers 58 Following Physics and Molecular Biology & Biochemistry major at Middlebury College • she/they • probably in a lab somewhere or writing about accessibility • 🏳️🌈🇧🇷
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clairey @clairecm7
297 Followers 236 Following
Ian Blow @Blow_The_Trap
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James Chase Sanchez @JChaseSanchez
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Sarah Asch @sarahradinasch
3K Followers 2K Following Producer & reporter for @Texasstandard | Masters student @UTiSchool | dog mom | soccer fan | sasch (at) https://t.co/ebOgeSJTjP
James Finn @rjamesfinn
4K Followers 2K Following State politics reporter @nolanews and @theadvocatebr (#lalege and #lagov). Se habla español ✉️: [email protected]
lrd🪴🕯🗡🦔 @battleaxebunny
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Benjy Renton @bhrenton
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Sgclark @SGraceClark
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Middlebury Yes on 3 @MiddYes
41 Followers 279 Following Votes Yes on Question 3 on your Town Meeting Ballot on March 2, 2021 to allow regulated #cannabis stores in #MiddleburyVT
Headcase ❼ @Headcase_care
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The worst part is none of them watch Succession so this will mean nothing to them
Huge, if true
Just printed off my wedding vows. Y'alls boy is gonna cry so damn hard.
Think you tagged the wrong Olivia Jade… but.. I would like to do strictly, so maybe my parents need to take one for the team.
Now that I don’t have an iron grip over The Campus’ op-ed page i need to put my thoughts elsewhere for consumption (or not) — so if I start a substack would you subscribe? Misc. from satire to op-ed vibes to maybe fiction? Tbd 👀 Dm me your e-mail if you want in 💌
I was seated next to some students in their early 20s last night who drunkenly started yelling “some 14 year olds just look older, so if an older man dates them, it’s their fault” My bf looks and says “it’s your birthday, go ahead” and I absolutely ✨ruined ✨their entire night.
Did it hurt when you found out that “pro life” just means asserting control over female bodies and has nothing to do with actually saving lives?
Earth Wind and Fire any night that isn’t the 21st
Your honor is my honor. Congratulations to @MichaelaCoel on her #Emmys2021 nomination for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Limited Series for I May Destroy You.
Come for the jingle, stay for the conversations about student activist at Middlebury College! I am really proud of how this turned out and I hope you’re able to give it a listen 👂💛 Huuge thanks to @JChaseSanchez for helping to make this happen open.spotify.com/show/3RrDimw4o…
If you saw me getting cursed out by hundreds of people at DuPont circle because i got too flustered and kept going around and around and around….no you didn’t…
not to be dramatic but everyone in the library study rooms has dark hair right now
We have seen the public outcry once again against our University for being racist. While we cannot grant tenure to the highly qualified Nikole Hannah-Jones, we will be fixing our racism issue by taking pictures of BIPoC students without their consent and putting them in brochures
So the NYT just referenced one of my articles?! Thanks @S_Evangelina for amplifying the work of student journalists and for giving me a giant ego trip! nytimes.com/2021/05/19/sty…
The vaccines work. As Vermont continues to lead the nation in vaccinations, for the first time in over six months, there are fewer than 10 people in the state hospitalized with COVID-19. Getting vaccinated has never been easier. Find walk-ins today at healthvermont.gov/myvaccine
BREAKING: Vermont is moving to Step 3 of the Vermont Forward Plan, meaning gathering limits are expanded. All travel restrictions are lifted.
me going into ross to drinner
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