two plank pete @midhammadali
Edmonton, Alberta Joined February 2021-
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An eagle can fly as low as a chicken! But a chicken cannot soar to the heights of an eagle
Alberta ski resorts waiting on each other to announce opening days
I’m Super Geeked & I Only Fear God
Going to work on a Monday so awesome when you drank 6 beers at the golf course on Sunday
Free political prisoner Jeffery Lamar Williams
Trying to find the culprit that threw up in my girlfriends bathroom last night. Any information can be reported to crime stoppers
Sometimes you pilsner and sometimes the sner pills you!
Make Twitter great again
Abolish the cfl and put an nfl team in Saskatoon
RSC @RSCoooop
53 Followers 100 Following
Zach @giacobboz63
110 Followers 187 Following
Cindy Chan @CChan85498
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Clementina Schumm @Clementina80673
58 Followers 360 Following
PatrickFireFlames @porksburner69
108 Followers 103 Following 0 time botw nominated. 1 time burner to watch. Avid women lover. 7-0 when I can find the Uber. 5-62 when I can’t find the Uber. Zyn double points weekend guy.
Brettzky @BrettFILLlips
1K Followers 653 Following heavy squatter, whopper lover, cleanest balls on twitter, kidney stone survivor, karaoke try hard, bogey golfer, clit seeker. #rulethejungle #njdevils
Jesse Fred @jesse_fred_
41 Followers 153 Following
elena @epaskevich
156 Followers 227 Following
Orvald @oorvald
423 Followers 388 Following
bruvs @phountainn
103 Followers 148 Following
Psychedelic conscious.. @Psychedeliccon7
55 Followers 420 Following If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever.
Brendan @BrendanLaycock
239 Followers 208 Following
Kieran Johnston @LaGaucheur
35 Followers 91 Following
mayartyr @rabie_babie
127 Followers 85 Following
Bart Simpsons Lil Wei.. @WeinerBart
16 Followers 30 Following
Grid civil works limi.. @rick56681432
31 Followers 110 Following We are a building and civil construction company tasked with the following : architectural Structural drawings Project management Construction sub-contracts
craigslist lobotomist @givemelobotomy
179 Followers 192 Following aspiring normie / openly 5’10 / spritely little fool
Patrick O'Neill @_poneill_
379 Followers 335 Following
BabaYaga @slayerxdgf
759 Followers 870 Following слава нації • смерть рускі окупантів 🚯 lonestars 🏴☠️
emily @emilyyzap
13 Followers 27 Following
Jack Langenhahn @langenhahnj
315 Followers 372 Following
Hoe Swanson @yungbroll
70 Followers 78 Following Lord, if I go to Hell, can I still wear my ice? (ू•ᴗ•ू❁)
Bricky Ray @ovi8yamum
163 Followers 180 Following
Mike @_mknob
110 Followers 188 Following
Jimmy Falun Gong @JimmyFalunGong
18K Followers 925 Following paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much https://t.co/NRwx2C1SMc https://t.co/T6qf7YvR9P
Middle East Observer @ME_Observer_
139K Followers 944 Following 🇱🇧 Middle East Analysis / History / Politics / Memes / reporting | Occasionally sarcastic | I'll *try* to be as objective as I can
MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra
232K Followers 678 Following Watchdog, Researcher, Humor Specialist Unshakable Faith! Base of Operations https://t.co/8OEvgtLcDg
Dr. Deprogram @RebootedAmerica
10K Followers 2K Following Pattern Recognitionist. Narrative Control Dissector. Historical Detective. Critical Thinker. Adult Human Female. No DMs… too many crazies out there.
Adam Curry - Texas-Be.. @adamcurry
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industry cat’s hot .. @cat98793489
1K Followers 372 Following if u can't take the heat, get out of the sunny patch on the carpet #blm #acab
Jack Michaels @EdmontonJack
59K Followers 361 Following Play-by-Play, Edmonton Oilers. @Sportsnet and @630ched by way of @ithacacollege and western PA.
Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman
107K Followers 515 Following Trading Floor Jokester • Memes • GIF King
UAE Exotic Falconry &.. @FalconryFinance
41K Followers 1K Following We provide large capital entities, Sovereign funds, and falconers with falcons and falcon related financial products.
Nicholas Craven @NicholasCraven_
38K Followers 482 Following Montreal Hip-Hop Artist [email protected]
hasanabi @hasanthehun
1.4M Followers 2K Following i stream everyday on https://t.co/8ITEAnynTB - for thirst traps and anarchy my ig is hasandpiker // business: mailto:[email protected]
Brettzky @BrettFILLlips
1K Followers 653 Following heavy squatter, whopper lover, cleanest balls on twitter, kidney stone survivor, karaoke try hard, bogey golfer, clit seeker. #rulethejungle #njdevils
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
87.3M Followers 51 Following 45th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
Orvald @oorvald
423 Followers 388 Following
wint @dril
1.8M Followers 424 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
Tony Hawk @tonyhawk
4.4M Followers 9K Following Pro skater, father, husband, videogame character, CEO, philanthropist & public skatepark advocate. Old AF and still skating.
Grindstone Theatre @Grindstoneyeg
2K Followers 1K Following Voted Best Comedy Club, 2nd Musical Theatre, 2nd Improv Group + Artistic Director Byron Martin named Champion of the Arts by @vueweekly. Thank-U #YEG!
Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
448K Followers 832 Following Matt and Shane’s secret podcast : Gilly & Keeves
goat @shredbag123
396 Followers 181 Following Avid Sea Dragons fan. Lover of asscheeks. Key Glock believer. Longest twitter ban served. Platinum 2 in ranked MW2 & MW3. 9 time BOTW
Jesse Fred @jesse_fred_
41 Followers 153 Following
The Beaverton @TheBeaverton
154K Followers 302 Following North America’s Trusted Source Of News. Now accepting support on Kofi https://t.co/LFZuB18Ddb and selling merch at https://t.co/a4TCyGFqAK
OddsStack @OddsStack
24K Followers 159 Following Helping You Make Money w/ Sports Betting. Daily Plays, Cheatsheets and Analysis. 250k on IG. VIP Available at https://t.co/rlVXI4N3Q9
fresh @fauxfresh
117K Followers 592 Following
Joeyꪗ @Jxxyy
27K Followers 257 Following
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
460K Followers 1K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)
𝙂𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙔 @gumby4christ
27K Followers 3K Following Who can stab a rumor in your back? So when you bleed it's documented fact
Neptune 🖖🏾🙃 @FLAWLESSLUCKI
389K Followers 864 Following [email protected] | DASHBOY EVERY FIELD GANG...Like Literally Babe
tyler @tyler02020202
121K Followers 1K Following
Varangian Chronicler @Varangian_Tagma
99K Followers 267 Following Medieval stories from Europe’s eastern frontier
Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL
570K Followers 2K Following The Brandon Jamel Show on podcast apps/YouTube • https://t.co/gE4iteC3Ib • tour: https://t.co/FEVM6TvL1f
Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills
1.8M Followers 406 Following The official Twitter of the Buffalo Bills. Stop Hate. End Racism. Choose Love.It’s so awesome the Oilers lost in the 2nd round of the playoffs last year because of putrid defending. And we brought back the exact same group and said let’s run it again 👍
Working with a welder with the musical taste of an retarded sheep dog who has never left the field. 👍 nice guy tho
An eagle can fly as low as a chicken! But a chicken cannot soar to the heights of an eagle
you cannot be in your 20s blaming being stupid on the american school system. put that 11 hour screen time to use and grow up like...
Poland has cut taxes for first-time homebuyers and raised taxes for those buying multiple properties (example: Blackrock or other large funds) Should more countries do the same? (article in first reply below)
@boringskeleton Had 5 minutes to kill and some Domers bouncing around is all
@NicholasCraven_ Goodfellas might b the better film but casino is a much cooler project !
8 hours of pretending I’m interested in co workers lives
@jisookimbf Fast 9 sooo much better than Dune and it’s not close!
51 cents and a dream
*plucks a hair off my balls* “she loves me” *plucks another hair* “she loves me not”
As I get older I understand Operation Paperclip more… can’t get angry when star players get traded to another team, just focus on winning
This is really cool, I never noticed the purple
these are major keyframes in the animation that plays when you hit the fav button
Every household in America next Sunday
Make sure to post your Almost Friday stuff on instagram today to remind everyone you are a complete loser
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