born to banj @boringskeleton
liam (compost-in-training) Edmonton, Alberta Joined December 2020-
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love good friday and all but jesus truly died for thirsty thursdays
thinking these for my backpacking europe trip but if anyone has other recommendations hit me up I guess
had my first McRib ever and definitely not getting my apartment damage deposit back
I hate Jake Gyllenhaal because he reminds me too much of Jared Leto
have had a hot cocoa every day for the past 2 weeks im glowing red like im on a killstreak
after the apocalypse the technology I'm going to miss most is whatever machine makes eggs. love those
"You're going to put a frowny face on an official police document?" Yeah. I am actually. Sorry Officer Joyless
Haters will draw you a hot bath only to start slicing carrots into it
putting my hair in a bun, putting on some macklemore, and solving it
need to start leading the kind of life where it makes practical sense for me to abbreviate key lime pie as KLP
Manifesting this
seeking role where I say 'duhhh okay whatever you say boss' henchmanstyle
the crazy thing about pictures is that they take things that are moving and make them not moving
wish it was still socially acceptable to retire to your room after being was weary from your travels
so thrilling to get hit&run and get told on the phone that the police in this city 'dont investigate traffic incidents anymore' 🥰 cops do some work challenge [impossible edition]
super moon manifestations: before I am 30 I will live above ground
your tweet fails to consider the breadth of the human experience: L
Orvald @oorvald
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jadie 🏳️⚧�.. @the_tallncurly
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Phil of the Futures H.. @allig8orsallig8
534 Followers 1K Following Just a city boy, born and raised in south Saskatchewan (he/him)
elise ||-// @whoiiselise
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mayartyr @rabie_babie
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craigslist lobotomist @givemelobotomy
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little miss demeanour @internet_gf_
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Bart Simpsons Lil Wei.. @WeinerBart
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Patrick O'Neill @_poneill_
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Hoe Swanson @yungbroll
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two plank pete @midhammadali
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Dr.Joshani @TaherJ_
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Myriam @MooreReva
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Mark Bankston @BankstonAtLaw
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Orvald @oorvald
423 Followers 388 Following
jadie 🏳️⚧�.. @the_tallncurly
217 Followers 325 Following girl of the year, mediocre gamer, lover of bike rides, picnics, and salt and vinegar chips
James @CaucasianJames
1.4M Followers 787 Following i’m going to be the first nurse to make it to the nba
Phil of the Futures H.. @allig8orsallig8
534 Followers 1K Following Just a city boy, born and raised in south Saskatchewan (he/him)
mayartyr @rabie_babie
127 Followers 85 Following
craigslist lobotomist @givemelobotomy
179 Followers 192 Following aspiring normie / openly 5’10 / spritely little fool
depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki
880K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
little miss demeanour @internet_gf_
310 Followers 198 Following she/her • aspiring offline personality
Bart Simpsons Lil Wei.. @WeinerBart
16 Followers 30 Following
Patrick O'Neill @_poneill_
379 Followers 335 Following
Hoe Swanson @yungbroll
70 Followers 78 Following Lord, if I go to Hell, can I still wear my ice? (ू•ᴗ•ू❁)
two plank pete @midhammadali
53 Followers 191 Following
POPULAR FRONT @PopularFront_
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Dr.Joshani @TaherJ_
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molly conger @socialistdogmom
145K Followers 1K Following i’m just the note taker. she/her. the cop reading this is wasting tax dollars
Cody Johnston @drmistercody
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Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan
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Robert Evans (The Onl.. @IwriteOK
264K Followers 1K Following I make many, many podcasts for Cool Zone Media. You can find things I've written at Bellingcat, New Lines Magazine, Rolling Stone, Business Insider, and more.
feds put me in the penn cuz i aint a teller
I’m convinced the majority of dudes wake up and go to work so they can one day afford this chair in their living room
this is just impeccable i’m in tears
Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset
Sauron had a lot of problems, but he knew how to manage a wetland. The Dead Marshes were one of the environmental gems of Mordor, and an impressive nature-based solution to help remediate the environmental damage caused by the corpse issue after the Battle of Dagorlad
how it feels to go on a good hike
I hate when girls say they love to travel or enjoy physical touch. Those are both fouls. We will lose the game
summer date idea: fly out to banff national park for a hike and then get obliterated at the most beautiful chilis
Seconds after the card game rules are explained
I need friends to play helldivers with please
imagine pulling up to battle and you’re the only one in a kettle hat. i’d fucking kill myself
Screw your sign, which medieval helmet would fit you the most?
Conan understood Hot Ones completely
today more than ever
i dont have time for this
sick of this fucking show
this is what god does to me all day long
Testing the grip strength of mice with a Mecmesin BFG 10N digital force gauge.
a limoncello Lacroix can really pick a girl up on her darkest days
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