Mikael Johnson @mikaelljohnson
Trying Twitter…again. Orioles fan, free-agent Commanders fan All tweets are my own or someone else’s Improviser, Actor, Writer, Broke(n). Joined October 2022-
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Mikael Johnson retweeted
They should do more draft lead up stuff that isn't the draft. First pick at midnight.
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Screw Wordle. Anyone up? ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 312 9/9: 🗄️ (from the archives) Rarity: 272 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: immaculategrid.com/grid-312 @immaculategrid x @baseball_ref
Mikael Johnson retweeted
If you're in the DMV: @mikaelljohnson and I (as ShawnMikael[s]) are a last-minute add to this show at @citystatebeer next Tuesday, 7 pm. See you then! #dmvcomedy #improvindc #improv
I don’t mind spoilers when the #Orioles win…at least I got to watch the last inning @fuboTV @fuboSports @MLB When is @MLB going to get their broadcasting “S” together like the @NFL #Blackouts
Somewhere in a parallel universe, #OJ’s casket is being transported in a White Ford Bronco.
As I looked at the #eclipse this scene from “Big” popped into my head.
New Rule: You harass any player, coach, official b/c you lost money gambling, you are hereby designated karmically as a “Turd” in perpetuity, thus entitled to all rights & privileges of a Turd no matter the kind. #sportsbettingtwitter nypost.com/2024/03/28/spo… via @nypost
Dear @Apple Airpods, thanks for being the most unreliable overpriced item I’ve ever purchased (4) times. On my way to my EMDR session so there’s not a 5th time. Wish me luck!
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9 out of my 10 Facebook Memories could easily just be called: “I Said What?”
That INT was Favre-esque—#GreenBayPackers #nfl #SanFrancisco49ers
Idea for next week or even today: Someone in @Commanders management page out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and total Jon Allen’s car and spray paint it with “Dolphins Rule!” in the team parking lot and send him a pic on the sidelines
Mikael Johnson retweeted
We’re in a dog fight with a dog shit team. This defines the Rivera Era.
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They should do more draft lead up stuff that isn't the draft. First pick at midnight.
If you're in the DMV: @mikaelljohnson and I (as ShawnMikael[s]) are a last-minute add to this show at @citystatebeer next Tuesday, 7 pm. See you then! #dmvcomedy #improvindc #improv
I legit can’t believe the Orioles have a pitcher like Burnes. I can’t believe it.
@editti22 I’m with you…Tony Tatters 🧡
Thank you buddy, times like this call for maturity and quality news coverage with @JoshSpiegel. We'll get back to the silliness when it's called for.
Suspiciously close to Second City Chicago/Second City Toronto...
Blue Jays pick up Joey Votto
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@BFW @andypollin1 A strongly worded tweet- that’ll show ‘em!
@JennaLaineESPN Time to move on folks. This post analysis of someone that did not take a position is a bit overblown. It happens. Move on.
What a fuckin’ game!!! Hell of a win for the Niners. Hell of a fight by the Packers. God I love playoff football.
Hope the Packers can munch some turkey legs
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